This has to be the most 'white trash' car mod I've ever seen....

"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike) 09/04/2019 at 19:54 • Filed to: Ebay

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...for theoretical use on bro-Jeeps:

The picture speaks for itself. Found on the eBayz while searching for a replacement antenna for my Accent :

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/THE-SPIKE-Black-Ammo-Antenna-FITS-2006-2019-Hyundai-Accent/372015749072?fits=Year%3A2009%7CModel%3AAccent%7CMake%3AHyundai%7CTrim%3AL+Hatchback+2-Door%7CEngine%3A1.6L+1599CC+l4+GAS+DOHC+Naturally+Aspirated&hash=item569dddd7d0:g:6VQAAOSwWdZZX8lx&vxp=mtr

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/04/2019 at 20:00

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Idk  I’ve seen some people replace it with what looks like a .50 cal round. Matte black top of course. Maybe there’s one out there that is a bullet and a bottle opener? 

facw > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/04/2019 at 20:03

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Do these count as mods?

Disable your seat belt chime (because you aren’t wearing it), and open your bottle (important when you are in a car)!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/04/2019 at 20:03

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natty ice doesn’t require an opener. 

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 09/04/2019 at 20:04

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That is what this is allegedly is, a ‘bullet/ammo’ style antenna with a bottle opener...
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MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/04/2019 at 20:05

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Sweet baby Jesus you were right. I have no words. You should order it and rattle can it rose gold 

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 09/04/2019 at 20:06

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On second thought that would mean you are supporting this abomination.

benn454 > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 09/04/2019 at 20:17

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 Exactly. White trash drink canned beer. And on the off chance they have a longneck, their brands of choice all come with twist tops.

dogisbadob > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/04/2019 at 20:18

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not truck nutz or rollin coal?

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/04/2019 at 20:21

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I like guns. I own guns. I use them responsibly. I’m pretty trashy, too.

But wtf

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 09/04/2019 at 20:33

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That picture was pretty much my thought process.

My bird IS the word > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/04/2019 at 20:34

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Yes

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > dogisbadob 09/04/2019 at 20:34

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I’d say this probably isn’t on the stupidity level of either of this, but....it’s still pretty stupid.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 09/04/2019 at 20:34

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...I’m good thanks. :P

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 09/04/2019 at 20:34

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Yup, not gonna happen :P

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > benn454 09/04/2019 at 20:35

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Ah, I retract my title statement. :P

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > facw 09/04/2019 at 20:36

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Yup, those are pretty bad too...

Fuckkinja > benn454 09/04/2019 at 20:37

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True. I had someone give me a cool bottle opener recently. I gave it back to him. No use for it.

Plus a bic lighter opens bottles and I always have one in my pocket. To open the girl’s beers for her. 

Thomas Donohue > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/04/2019 at 20:44

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Seems like too much work to unscrew it. Just mount an opener in the bed.

smobgirl > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/04/2019 at 20:54

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The door latch on most cars works fine, no need for an extra mod.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Thomas Donohue 09/04/2019 at 21:01

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Sure, but that’s obviously not as bro-cool as being able to say your bullet-shaped antenna also opens beer.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > smobgirl 09/04/2019 at 23:31

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i86hotdogs > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 09/05/2019 at 12:49

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They sell something like that for the Honda Ruckus too.