"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
08/12/2019 at 18:03 • Filed to: None
5
15|
"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
08/12/2019 at 18:03 • Filed to: None | 5
| 15 |
This might be the best argument for vasectomies. ::shrugs::
At least it’s still driveable. The last guy had pickaxes in his windshield & hood.
facw
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:17 |
|
Seems to be a work truck too.
Bo Knows
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:20 |
|
Excellent penmanship 9.5/10
zipfuel
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:20 |
|
Whats the landscaper’s euphamism of choice? Laying sod? S owing grass? Mowing something?
Gerry197
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:21 |
|
Probably because he still needs to work and pay for his kids, including hers.
|
SiennaMan
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:26 |
|
My first thought was "that's an unusual name for a lawn service business."
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> zipfuel
08/12/2019 at 18:28 |
|
Planting seeds?
Chariotoflove
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:41 |
|
I mean, how many guys in town does this narrow it down to?
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> zipfuel
08/12/2019 at 19:01 |
|
Steve in Manhattan
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 19:18 |
|
It hurts for about 3 days, but totally worth it!
TheRealBicycleBuck
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 20:03 |
|
Vasectomies aren’t 100% effective. A better idea is to keep your penis in your pants.
My wife’s grandfather had two families at the same time. He was a contractor, so it wasn’t unusual for him to be away from “home” for long periods of time.
The first family found out about the second family a couple of years ago after individuals on both sides joined the Ancestry genetic tree. The aftermath has been profound.
Censored
> TheRealBicycleBuck
08/12/2019 at 20:11 |
|
Wow, this is deserving of a post/book/movie.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> TheRealBicycleBuck
08/13/2019 at 08:59 |
|
Whoa...
|
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Bo Knows
08/13/2019 at 09:00 |
|
paintwomanship?
|
Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
> TheRealBicycleBuck
08/13/2019 at 09:34 |
|
Starred for your use of profound.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Bo Knows
08/13/2019 at 17:19 |
|
THE PENIS MIGHTIER