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![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:06 |
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Love the driver’s face
![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:07 |
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Where did you find my wedding photo?!
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6 /10 for attention to detail. The coal roller doesn’t appear to also be drinking a beer and the four fellow lefties are not using the wrong hand like everyone else.
![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:15 |
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Without the truck it would be a perfectly fine picture of people enjoying a wedding . Why that truck and it s ability to run inefficiently excites this guy so much that he wanted it in a wedding picture totally escapes me. I mean, look at him. He’s orgasmic about it. It all just makes me very sad.
![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:16 |
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‘MURRICUH
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Looks like a scene from my hometown.
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ew.
![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:28 |
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From this distance it looks like they are all huffing paper bags.
![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:37 |
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Jokes on you! That’s a wedding/prom.
![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:38 |
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They probably hired a relative as a photographer and paid them in beer.
![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:39 |
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“ Cancer?! But HOW???”
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![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:43 |
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I think the wedding-prom is a fairly common event in those parts.
![]() 08/12/2019 at 18:55 |
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T he clear travesty here are those peach colored bride’s maids dresses... And maybe I’m old school but jeans as part of a wedding ensemble just are not nice enough. It’s one of the most important days of your life, f’n man up.
Regarding the truck - yeah, it’s a crappy old Dodge set up to blow soot. But... if I’d had money when I got married I would have done the biggest damn burnout you ever saw leaving the reception. So while I am a bit of a tree hugger and find that the blatant destruction of the environment is just stupid, I can empathize with the sentiment.
![]() 08/12/2019 at 19:31 |
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I’ll break it down for you: A “coal roller” is some young-ish guy (probably under 25) who has at least one bicep/calf tat, watches MMA religiously, and believes being a Real American(TM) means being an ignorant, dumb, loudmouth asshole. Probably named “Cody.”
![]() 08/12/2019 at 21:37 |
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Hey my powerstroke rolls coal but i dont like MMA and not named cody. But my truck only does that because im too lazy and cheap to put money into it when im dumpin it before winter
![]() 08/12/2019 at 23:59 |
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Classy.
![]() 08/13/2019 at 01:30 |
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Hey my powerstroke rolls co al
then you’re a dick.
![]() 08/13/2019 at 07:32 |
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Most of the coal rollers around here are 40-50 yo men, the rest of your description fits though.
![]() 08/13/2019 at 07:33 |
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Hey my P owerstroke would roll coal ( when loaded with a 15k lbs trailer behind it pulling a grade )...
![]() 08/13/2019 at 09:32 |
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I laughed so hard I snorted. In my cube.
Dammit.
![]() 08/13/2019 at 09:57 |
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well that’s unavoidable; my ire is reserved for the people who deliberately blast people with soot just to be dicks. it should be legal to drag them out of their cabs and beat them.
![]() 08/13/2019 at 10:16 |
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I don’t disagree.
So long as you don’t get mad at those trucks that roll a little coal before the turbo spools up.
![]() 08/13/2019 at 21:42 |
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only when the turbo hasnt spooled. Its almost at 200k and never been rebuilt. Its a lil tired