![]() 08/11/2019 at 13:46 • Filed to: Wtf | ![]() | ![]() |
Seent in a parking lot yesterday during back to school shopping, I still have no idea what he was even trying to do. Best guesses in the comments win internet points
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looks like hes just getting his morning workout
dude should focus more on stretching tho....hes not exactly limber
![]() 08/11/2019 at 13:51 |
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It’s Florida.... So meth.
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![]() 08/11/2019 at 13:57 |
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If that’s where I think it is, that’s not even the natural habitat of #FloridaMan. So I am at a total loss.
![]() 08/11/2019 at 13:58 |
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He is finding a squeak.
![]() 08/11/2019 at 14:00 |
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That’s exactly what he wants you to believe
![]() 08/11/2019 at 14:01 |
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He is quite chonky
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It’s Central Florida, which is still pretty bad as far as Florida Man™ sightings go
![]() 08/11/2019 at 14:04 |
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asides from that..he was really struggling lifting his leg up high enough to climb the jeep
dude needs to limber up
![]() 08/11/2019 at 14:08 |
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I guess the place gets weird in the summers when it’s not Canada’s third largest province.
![]() 08/11/2019 at 14:12 |
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ok that is bizarre - dude seems very methodical at whatever he is doing
![]() 08/11/2019 at 14:12 |
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Is somebody in the Jeep? I c an’t tell with all the windshield glare, but I did notice the wipers moving, implying that the key must be on, at least...
I don’t think he’s trying to damage it... maybe a friend just checking his buddy’s new suspension kit?
![]() 08/11/2019 at 14:16 |
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His girlfriend was sitting in there watching him assert his dominance
![]() 08/11/2019 at 14:48 |
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At what point does he piss on the Jeep to claim it
![]() 08/11/2019 at 14:49 |
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This is foreplay before draggoning the Jeep.
![]() 08/11/2019 at 15:17 |
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That's hot
![]() 08/11/2019 at 15:18 |
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Before I started r ecording sadly
![]() 08/11/2019 at 16:21 |
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No, there’s no doubt about it that’s the ‘whattheFUCKisthatclunking’ dance. I would know
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It’s