Take The Porsche Indy V8

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/05/2019 at 20:13 • Filed to: None

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And put it into a:

968 Turbo RS.

M.T. Blake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 20:20

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That equals a car that will desperately try to kill you the minute you touch the throttle. It would be like riding a lion that was high on angel dust in traffic while surrounded by AVgas transport trucks. 

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 20:22

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shop-teacher > M.T. Blake 08/05/2019 at 20:29

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So, awesome ;)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > M.T. Blake 08/05/2019 at 20:32

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Go on

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 20:35

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Counterpoint

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 08/05/2019 at 20:37

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That belongs in a Boxs ter

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 20:38

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I would put it in a 914.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 20:39

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Oooo...thats a good counter-counterpoint

It would be hilariously stupid in a Boxter!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > M.T. Blake 08/05/2019 at 20:50

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Being an older Porsche turbo, you'd have a few seconds before the regret hit. 

M.T. Blake > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/06/2019 at 00:40

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That’s true! I’ve known one guy with an 80s turbo. He crashed it on the 101 north of SF. Said it was the first time the turbo didn’t lag.