I Regret To Inform You

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/05/2019 at 14:36 • Filed to: None

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T hat you’ll never be this happy.

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 14:43

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That was an unrealistic goal anyways.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 14:44

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That’s a duck

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 14:44

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you don’t know me

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Nibby 08/05/2019 at 14:47

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Are you a dog? If not, I do not need any further information to make this conclusion.

boredalways > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 14:57

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“That you’ll never be this happy”

Duh!  I be happy too if I could take a shit and have someone else clean it up for me!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 14:59

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i regret to inform you

*sees pic of doggo*

ohnoes!

oh....that wasnt so bad

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 15:00

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You do realize Kinja removed preview text right?

You gave me a mini heart attack

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Spanfeller is a twat 08/05/2019 at 15:03

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Aremmes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 15:04

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facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 15:08

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Kong balls for everyone!

She doesn’t look super happy there, but only because it was really hard to get her to stay still long enough to stay in focus:

GoodIdeaAtTheTime > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 15:11

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I was that happy, once. Then I had to get a job. Amazing what corporate and pharmaceutical America can  do to someone. 

Dogsatemypants > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 15:15

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Squeaky balls are the best

Brickman > Spanfeller is a twat 08/05/2019 at 15:20

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Same here. Thought something bad happened to the doggo 

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 15:21

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Oh I knew

Nibby > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/05/2019 at 15:29

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i am beyond the stars

Svend > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/05/2019 at 15:30

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Jesus man.

With all the death posts I honestly thought the worst there for the moment.