This is not my cat

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
06/11/2019 at 22:53 • Filed to: None

I want to find someone who’ll look at me the way that cat looks at Chinese food.

smobgirl > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/11/2019 at 23:01

SERIOUSLY.

Also, is that sweet and sour chicken?

benjrblant > smobgirl
06/11/2019 at 23:02

Hai kitteh!

*Boop

K, here’s part of a fortune cookie

smobgirl > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/11/2019 at 23:03

Close - orange chicken. I’m not sure I could tell you which was which in a blind taste test.

Orange has more of a subtle vinegary flavor to it as far as I’m concerned.

is that a short table or a JAAAAAG

smobgirl > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
06/11/2019 at 23:19

Are those my only choices?

I dunno, it’s a side table that I usually use as a footstool. The food made it about 2 feet from the delivery guys hands before I dug in.

OPPOsaurus WRX > smobgirl
06/11/2019 at 23:21

Id come crawling over for some of that food too!

Chariotoflove > smobgirl
06/11/2019 at 23:21

Says you.

For Sweden > smobgirl
06/11/2019 at 23:25

If it has a leaper, it is a Jag

smobgirl > For Sweden
06/11/2019 at 23:28

Then this is a Fiero-turned-Jag replica.

sn4cktimes > smobgirl
06/11/2019 at 23:51

Cat to Food:

Kinja'd!!!

Cat: “Hank? Is that you buddy? Been gone a few days”

Sorry I'll see myself out.

smobgirl > benjrblant
06/12/2019 at 07:49

I caved and gave him a small piece of chicken. Probably not great for him but hardly the worst thing he’s eaten.