Our guests can’t park

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05/30/2019 at 07:07 • Filed to: derp

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I’m going to assume the first one backed in, saw the edge of the concrete parking area, and thought it was the curb, and the others are just lemmings.

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 07:08

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leave them some passive/agressive notes


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 07:15

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I would do some donuts in the gravel. I think your guests are better than me....


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 07:22

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Could be worse. At least they all are more or less straight and not blocking anything other than the three parking spaces they would use anyway.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
05/30/2019 at 07:26

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i’d probably be on the gravel with 2 wheels on the sidewalk

old habbits die hard

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 08:05

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I have to say this parking lot would thoroughly confuse me, too.

The concrete pads do look a little like the fancy couch at grandma’s with the plastic cover on it. Better not sit on it...


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 08:12

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To be fair, the concrete looks kinda fresh... EXE CPT that it doesn’t even look slightly wet, nor are there any cones or tape blocking the area off. So I dunno why someone would think it’s not cured.


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 08:28

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Thats a very odd looking lot.  


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 08:48

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I probably would have done the same thing - concrete looks like a big sidewalk or something else “special”.

But when you think about it, that’s a dumb thought. Of course you’re supposed to park on the concrete. But i still wouldn’t, especially if the first car didn’t. But it’s obviously a parking pad.

Now my brain hurts.  Thanks for making my brain hurt this early. 


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 09:17

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I’ll never forget our parking experiment in college. I lived in a house with 5 other guys off-campus and there wasn’t really a totally obvious parking area at the house. We usually just pulled in diagonally off the driveway, parallel to each other. But there was a huge area out back that was all gravel too.

Our experiment was to see what people would do if we all followed two rules:

1. You cannot park parallel to any other car

2. Don’t block anyone in

It looked like utter chaos in the driveway but it worked. And when other people pulled in it was hilarious to watch. They’d pull in, stop, look around, hesitate, maybe try one or two spots, then eventually settle on something, inevitably parallel to SOME car, any car.

I guess it’s good that people generally want to follow whatever parking trend is visible, but it was a fun experiment anyway. 


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 09:50

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To be fair, we haven’t painted lines or anything helpful like that yet. The recent rain makes it look wet.

I don’t know, I try not to think like the general public. It makes me feel depressed.


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
05/30/2019 at 09:51

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Just had a guest scratch a wholesome saying in the sidewalk with a rock . The irony of it all...


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > Ash78, voting early and often
05/30/2019 at 09:52

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It’s a fairly recent pour and we haven’t painted the lines yet. The hundreds of other   guests figured it out, but these three?


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 09:53

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Such a gentleman :D


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/30/2019 at 09:53

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how about you make your old habits your new ones and get a car???????

/s


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
05/30/2019 at 10:00

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wanting to...still waiting for that contract

(stupid not knowing how employed ill be from one week to the next)


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > pip bip - choose Corrour
05/30/2019 at 10:01

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 10:15

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I guess the lack of stripes is the key to the confusion here. The first person in the parking lot dictates the lemmings ;)


Kinja'd!!! vicali > 7:07
05/30/2019 at 11:09

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You need a rock so that Tacoma can do it right..

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Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/30/2019 at 12:15

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ooh no :( hope you get it soon


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > 7:07
06/11/2019 at 19:52

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I really want  to park right in front of that truck