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Om nom nom.
Garganega Pinot Grigio.
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Hah! Awesome.
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erm.
oh. okay.
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uhhh
yep.. that’ll hit the spot
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I think I’ve earned it. Long night shift, then five lovely hours cleaning a neighbours car.
May have to go make some burgers soon.
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It hits all the spots.
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“who are you calling an alcoholic?"
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From my area, that would be met with:
‘Ow man, who the f**k do you think your talking to like. I’ll knock you f**king spark out like ya c***’.
It’s only two bottles worth. It’ll last the evening.
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Nice.
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Alcohol is in it.
This is about as good as an advertising moto as you need.
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“Go play outside. Daddy needs to unwind before mommy gets home."
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Alcohol better be in it, otherwise what is the point?
At work there is this aisle end with various non alcoholic wines and beers. I look at it and think, ‘what’s the ruddy point’.
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Lol. Soooo true.
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Looks like it’s ready to be shotgunned. You’ve already created the air hole. Now just wrap your lips around the spigot and let ‘er rip!
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http://www.cc.com/video-clips/6hyi5b/chappelle-s-show-o-dweeds
I hope you can see this.
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I used to tell my kids, “I drink, because you cry.”
/notreally
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While you’re here, can I ask you to weight in on my hood scratches?
https://oppositelock.kinja.com/svendvice-needed-1835033149
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Sounds like a plan, but I’ve a KFC to munch first.
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Just don’t let the vino slip through your greasy fingers!
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I’m well averse to locating a straw with my mouth without the use of my hands. It also means I don’t have to put the chicken down.