I’m Going To Need An Explanation

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 05/20/2019 at 16:37 • Filed to: WTF Cars, WTF, Houston

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That’s a whole lot of WTF in one picture. Take it all in, y’all. I’m sure there’s nothing nefarious happening.

Darkbrador > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 16:45

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Hey at least the driver of this car is using the turn signal. He/she ’s not a dick, he/she’s humble. 1960 too. 

CB > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 16:46

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The best way to deal with this issue is to turn up the volume and not check yours mirrors.

Chariotoflove > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 16:49

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See, I’m not really sure I’d want to know.

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > Darkbrador 05/20/2019 at 16:50

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well its not a BMW so

ranwhenparked > Darkbrador 05/20/2019 at 16:51

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for all we know, that signal is just a happy coincidence and has been blinking for the past 20 miles

dogisbadob > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 16:53

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just duct tape it back on :p

That’s the only benefit of having a boring-ass silver car, that it’s the same color as duct tape., Nobody will notice :o)

TheRealBicycleBuck > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 16:55

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Flying a flag upside-down is a universal distress signal. Clearly, this driver needs assistance.

fintail > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 16:57

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TX and FL aren’t far apart as the crow flies.

Tripper > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 17:01

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lone_liberal > dogisbadob 05/20/2019 at 17:01

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I saw a car with the back bumper duct taped on yesterday. Surprisingly (/s), it had front end damage too.

Ash78, voting early and often > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 17:05

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Simple: It’s impossible to see anything out of the IS.

BigBlock440 > dogisbadob 05/20/2019 at 17:07

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promoted by the color red > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 17:18

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Sounds about right for Texas driving. My friends and I did a road trip in your fine state and I lost count of how awful drivers on 35/35W.

facw > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 17:36

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It seems unlikely to be true, but I’ve met people in TX who think that an upside down plate will fool license plate readers so they won’t get charged for using toll roads.

I’ve got nothing on the bumper cover, though I did see one fly off a VW in high winds on 610 in Houston.

PatBateman > dogisbadob 05/20/2019 at 18:14

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Psst. Check out the license plate. 

PatBateman > facw 05/20/2019 at 18:16

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That’s about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard re: license plate.  Cheap bastards. 

PatBateman > promoted by the color red 05/20/2019 at 18:16

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35 is one of the worst roads in the US. Also, drive fast or die. 

PatBateman > Chariotoflove 05/20/2019 at 18:17

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Morbid curiosity .  There’s a story there somewhere. 

Chariotoflove > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 18:28

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I understand.

EL_ULY > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 18:53

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whacha duin in my hood bruh!

shop-teacher > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 19:26

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This is the embodiment of zero fucks left to spare.

dogisbadob > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 19:45

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ok

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > PatBateman 05/20/2019 at 20:09

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Lexus is just a higher-end Toyota, so this must be  the Lexus equivalent of the Camry dent - taking the same old to a new level...

PatBateman > EL_ULY 05/21/2019 at 10:22

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I go up there for business every now and again, but I can’t take credit for the pic. I was on the phone with an attorney, when he suddenly exclaimed, “What the fuck is this?! Hold on [Pat], let me take a picture of this stupid shit and text it to you.”

From there, I immediately knew to show all of you, for posterity.