"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 05/20/2019 at 11:29 • Filed to: None

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Go T: The full honeycomb jackass brothel joke
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Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass...

Madame: What can we do for you?

Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.

Madame: Whatever for? And what’s with the honeycomb and the mule?

Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...

Madame: And what about the third wish?

Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.

Madame: Well that one’s not so bad eh?

Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/20/2019 at 11:36

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Me letting women do all the work before I claim all the glory

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 05/20/2019 at 11:37

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Bran can see anything right? So he knew the Iron Fleet was in Dragonstone and could kill Rheagal? He told Sansa Jon’s heritage knowing it would turn Dany nuts. He knew Dany would go mad and wipe out King’s Landing.

Bran orchestrated a terrorist attack to take power in a crisis.

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/20/2019 at 11:37

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Mission Accomplished

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/20/2019 at 11:44

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This is nothing, t here’s a far bigger conspiracy on GOT

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/20/2019 at 11:45

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Dammit Samwell...

benn454 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/20/2019 at 12:59

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 Daenerys never went mad. She deliberately chose to barbecue those civilians. 

nerd_racing > benn454 05/20/2019 at 13:30

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ahh yes, the crux of why Jon the good deemed he had to do what he did.