![]() 05/18/2019 at 14:20 • Filed to: Found on Craigslist, Corvette, why? | ![]() | ![]() |
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That’s “Why?” in spanish.
as in, why was this car made? why was it preserved? and why is it being offered for sale, asking $40k ?
so many ‘por que’s...
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/d/torrance-black-scorpion-corvette/6873713784.html
![]() 05/18/2019 at 14:29 |
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It always amazes me how good these look in a film, then you see them out of the film and they look so hackish.
![]() 05/18/2019 at 14:39 |
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True.
although in this case i think it started life looking hackish - as is custom when Roger Corman is attached to something.
![]() 05/18/2019 at 14:41 |
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Honestly, if it had wheels with proper offsets to fill out the widebody and a different paint finish (maybe a darker, glossier black), it could actually look pretty good.
I’ll trade them a set of “MR2 seats” I got on craigslist for the Corvette as-is. (The seats sit 5” higher than my stock seats despite having the same brackets)
CP at 40k though.
EDIT:
They hood-height to wheel-height ratio is totally unacceptable here:
Wasn’t apparent in the 3/4 & front views. Wrong proportions, won’t even trade ONE craigslist MR2 seat for it >:(
![]() 05/18/2019 at 14:42 |
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But Roger Coreman!
Jokes on him no Roger Coreman fan ever had 40 grand.
![]() 05/18/2019 at 14:52 |
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Appraised at $ 400k, selling for $ 40k.
Sounds like they were working an insurance fraud plan but chickened out.
![]() 05/18/2019 at 15:03 |
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I have a sudden need to watch black scorpion.
![]() 05/18/2019 at 21:22 |
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kill it with fire!
![]() 05/18/2019 at 21:49 |
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ever see his unreleased fantastic four movie?
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I bet this car has at least 200 lbs of bondo
![]() 05/19/2019 at 12:19 |
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OK, we need to talk about those phone screenshots and the photos taken of a computer monitor.
Oh, and..
https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/c4-general-discussion/4194702-black-scorpion-corvette.html
Best comment: “ That dashboa r d wood grain kit will cost him NCRS points.”
And wow, I have never heard of this tv show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjYhYrdSCJ4
![]() 05/20/2019 at 11:39 |
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I did! in the 90's I bought a bootleg VHS copy at a comic book convention. best/worst $10 bucks i’ve ever spent.
i let someone borrow it and never got it back. though i’ve since seen that it’s up on youtube. I also remember that bad Captain America movie (with the rubber ears) of the same era. good times!
![]() 05/20/2019 at 11:40 |
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hahah, i didn’t think of checking out the reaction on the Corvette Forum.
![]() 05/20/2019 at 11:41 |
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yeah, that appraisal company
sure seems reputable.
:/
![]() 05/20/2019 at 11:42 |
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bondo engine, too...
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much, much fire...
![]() 05/20/2019 at 11:45 |
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Seriously WTF?