Master Lock hates this one trick

"You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn) 05/14/2019 at 08:33 • Filed to: None

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Break into their safe in two minutes or less with this one simple trick!

I’m loving the not very subtle call out at the end where the manufacturer info lands front and center of the video while the recap is going on.  Followed by the just in case that was too subtle for you, I’m going to zoom in on this for everyone to get a real good look at the information.

pip bip - choose Corrour > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 05/14/2019 at 08:46

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in all fairness, he’s just making sure you know which one to avoid

Ash78, voting early and often > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 05/14/2019 at 09:10

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Anyone who thinks a $100 Walmart safe will protect your valuables is asking for trouble. These are really just for fire/water protection — giant locking metal coolers.

Good thing YETI doesn’t make one, it’d be $749 for the same specs.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 05/14/2019 at 09:33

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Look up Bosnian Bill. He’s got an entire playlist on Master.

Long story short, don’t secure anything you’d rather continue to posses s with one of their locks.

TorqueToYield > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/14/2019 at 09:49

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meh, I have a master lock on my shed. It was $10 at home depot and i t’s mostly to keep junkies from getting any ideas - as in go next door to the unlocked shed.

No lock is going to survive more than a few seconds from an angle grinder or a hydraulic bolt cutter anyway.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TorqueToYield 05/14/2019 at 09:59

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Nevertheless it’s disturbing, especially when the problems have simple and inexpensive solutions.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 05/14/2019 at 10:20

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These “safes” make great decoys. Fill it full of camping propane cylinders and t oss it on the floor of your master bedroom closet. K eep your valuables hidden elsewhere.

If you get housebroken they’ll probably take the safe with them to crack offsite , and you can hope they blow themselves up trying to open it.

RacingShark > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/14/2019 at 11:25

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it’s safer to leave valuables out int he open in places thieves wouldn’t look, than it would be in a safe in your master bedroom. Most home break- ins are quick. they go for the obvious places and GTFO.

BigBlock440 > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 05/14/2019 at 12:11

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That doesn’t even look like a concrete blade.

But they call them fire safes, sure some of them have keypads, but I’ve never thought their primary purpose was to prevent theft. The one I have uses the little keys, and they’re the same little keys that the one a friend has uses, maybe every one has the same key. Even their logo is a picture of a burning house.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 05/14/2019 at 16:18

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I haven't had a chance to watch the video yet, but have you seen the one where they use a big magnet to trip a cheap relay in the electronics?  They could get into a safe in less than five seconds.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > BaconSandwich is tasty. 05/14/2019 at 16:52

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I haven’t seen that one, I’ll have to look it up.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot > BaconSandwich is tasty. 06/05/2019 at 14:50

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Or the one where they open a biometric gun safe with a paperclip, in a few seconds.