This is it...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 03/27/2019 at 14:54 • Filed to: it's all downhill from here... which rhymes with chandelier, chandelier

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This is the peak of my career.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 14:56

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Damn!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 14:56

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i’m guessing that fancy lightbulb holder was $2k

Cash Rewards > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 14:58

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While I hate that far less than I ought to, it's nothing I'd want in my home.

and 100 more > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:01

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I... like it.

I’m sorry. T he bubbles sold me.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:02

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I like the concept but not the outcome

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:03

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I don’t like it but it’s still better than the big fixture right in the entryway of the living quarters adjacent to my new car hole. Along with some new furniture I should probably be looking for a new chandelier to replace it as soon as we move in, or else it won’t take long before I’m after it with a bat.

MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:03

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this gap looks biggly. legal?

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:04

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Shut it the fuck down, guys.  We're out.

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:07

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Not a fan of the bubbles. Unless they are actually floating around in some fluid instead of just being cast into some plastic, which might be interesting. I like the sharpness of it though.

facw > MonkeePuzzle 03/27/2019 at 15:08

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It’s not like children are that small (I have no idea what building codes allow)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:14

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Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:16

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I  like it.

MonkeePuzzle > facw 03/27/2019 at 15:17

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I mean... but they are. also, they are very dumb. 

boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:25

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Call me crazy, but I  really want to see Jackie Chan slide down that chandelier.

user314 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:27

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:27

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It evokes looking at a hologram of a city from above, when you look up at it. Like it belongs in Deus Ex.

Future next gen S2000 owner > and 100 more 03/27/2019 at 15:29

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Me too. I find it oddly appealing.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:30

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I like the actual fixture, in a vegas kinda way, but it looks horribly out of place in this house.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/27/2019 at 15:31

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I feel similarly. I do like the fixture, but it doesn’t belong in that application haha

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:42

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Ugh. Those disconnected hand rails r eally bother me

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:44

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 03/27/2019 at 15:47

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If it doesn’t exceed 4", it' s code.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/27/2019 at 15:48

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I would bet it was more

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:50

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I’ve seen worse.  The house looks like it has more potential to offend than the light fixture.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:53

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I actually like this.

Now what do I need to do for penance for my awful taste?

Also, it needs another tier of those to cover the landing, as it’s kinda weird just having the hanging bits at eye level as the center piece of that space.

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 15:53

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Is the idea that it looks like champagne?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > MonkeePuzzle 03/27/2019 at 15:55

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These gaps look small enough for them to not climb through, but I suspect they’d gladly climb this.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 03/27/2019 at 16:00

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Those are, by far, the worst thing in this picture.

t0ast > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 16:08

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Hmm, I’d give it an 7/10. I like the hardware, but the distinct split into two height “tiers” each with their own minor variations in height bothers me. I’d be a lot more on board with a fully random/scattered or evenly structured arrangement of elements.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner 03/27/2019 at 16:18

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I guess! Or iron rods for a core reactor with bubbles?

Sovande > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 16:21

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Jesus. 

AestheticsInMotion > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 03/27/2019 at 16:23

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Cost-cutting at its finest... 

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 16:36

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The bottom up view looks like the view out the window of a starship traveling warp speed

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 03/27/2019 at 16:49

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I mean, they connect in the corner. Why not everywhere else? Why?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2019 at 17:04

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I kinda like it.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/27/2019 at 17:22

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I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees Deus Ex.

“I didn't deserve this..."

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/28/2019 at 03:47

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awesome chandelier

MM54 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 03/28/2019 at 19:08

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Their idea of cutting corners does not include actually cutting corners, it seems.