This one time, at the ring I.. oh look.. a badger.. That reminds me of

"Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh" (andymcbradleigh) 03/15/2019 at 11:35 • Filed to: Non Car related, Whimsy

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Yeah.. that’s me for sure.. I can’t be the only one though?

It be beer o’clock

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/15/2019 at 11:42

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Party-vi > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/15/2019 at 11:43

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Yep. That bottom chart is the same meandering path my wife takes when she tells me a story.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Party-vi 03/15/2019 at 11:48

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Haha.. I bet she’s like me then.. it’s not that she does it on purpose.. it’s just the way her brain works.

Someone once told me that my brain was like a toddler on a sugar rush snorting cocain whilst high on meth. And I’d say they’re right.

user314 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/15/2019 at 11:57

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“ What Was I Talking About? ” should loop back around to “Wait, Okay...” or “Semi-Related Side Story”.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > user314 03/15/2019 at 12:07

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Do you actually know me? ‘cause that’s scary accurate dude. :)

Future Heap Owner > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/15/2019 at 12:08

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Breadth-first > depth-first

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Future Heap Owner 03/15/2019 at 12:11

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Yup. But it does mean I spend two bloody hours explaining why 2+2=5 though

Svend > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/15/2019 at 12:15

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My mum would do this all the time.

As I’d walk through the living room she’d say, ‘your cousin phoned!’, I’d say okay, which one?. Then she’d say which, then, ‘well I’ve some news to tell you’. I’d say, is this going to be long? then she’d start, after five minutes of around the house back and forth useless information (which I already knew because she told me at the time when that information was new, now nine months old), I’d then start to slowly close my hands together in a gesture we both knew as, ‘lets shorten this’, she’d go on for another five minutes of nothing before I do the hands again. By this time I feel like I’ve stood in the doorway for hours but has only been about half an hour . Eventually the story concludes with, the cousin I rarely if ever see, has bought a new car and she’s doing well at her new job (that she’s been at for several years).

Uuurghhh. 

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Svend 03/15/2019 at 12:22

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Ahh.. that sucks.

I’m a bit different though. It’s not that I don’t ramble on (I do ramble on like F) , but what I tell people isn’t really useless information or old storie s. I just tend to think faster than my mouth can keep up with, and that ends up with me telling several s emi related stories in one go.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/15/2019 at 12:32

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Svend > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/15/2019 at 12:59

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Ah, well, that I do myself about car cleaning.

I’ve learned most people don’t want to know all the ins and outs, just that it can be done and do it.