"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/15/2019 at 10:46 • Filed to: companies who can go get fucked by a grisly bear wearing a barbed wire strapon.

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CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/15/2019 at 10:55

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Oddly specific tag and expression of rage. Everything good?

nermal > CB 03/15/2019 at 11:04

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I have deduced that he is attempting to buy tickets from Ticketmaster.

So no, things are not good.

There will be a $19.95 fee, a $7.25 fee, and a $16.35 fee added for your convenience. 

CB > nermal 03/15/2019 at 11:09

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Alternatively, there are no tickets left on Ticketmaster but scalpers have most of them.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > nermal 03/15/2019 at 11:13

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You forgot the $22 fee for getting angry at them, the $50 ‘complaining about fees’ fee, $18.32 in ‘administration fees,’ $5 ‘paying us on the Internet’ fee...

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/15/2019 at 11:14

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Customers: Ticketmaster is ruining live events ?

Acts and Promoters: Yes, it’s Ticketmaster’s fault. You should definitely blame Ticketmaster and not us.

smobgirl > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 03/15/2019 at 12:35

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This sounds like my COBRA. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2019 at 08:31

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couldn’t have said it better