The 737-MAX has been grounded by Giant Ants

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 03/13/2019 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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Things aren’t looking good for Boeing as Giant Ants have grounded the 737-MAX effective immediately.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2019 at 15:03

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At least I’m safe.  Giant Ants can’t survive in the snow according to a fact I just made up.

And I can’t even add a decent Kinja’d GIF to my post because Kinja eats all the damn picture links and turns them into videos.

ranwhenparked > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2019 at 15:10

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I just hope the ants know that I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

CalzoneGolem > ranwhenparked 03/13/2019 at 15:12

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I, for one, welcome our G iant A nt overlords

CalzoneGolem > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 03/13/2019 at 15:13

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You got your made of facts twisted. They can only not survive in Giant Snow.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2019 at 15:16

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Still safe.  The other week I was sledding off the roof with the Finnlet.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2019 at 15:27

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They are generally speaking a benevolent lot.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2019 at 15:29

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I’m not saying it’s Bert I. Gordon, but it’s Bert I. Gordon.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2019 at 15:32

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This is a prudent call from  the giant insect community.

CalzoneGolem > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/13/2019 at 15:35

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It’s one for all and all for one in the colony.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/13/2019 at 15:35

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I mean you’re not wrong.

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/13/2019 at 15:36

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Even the Giant Wasps understand that it was the right call.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2019 at 15:45

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Don’t go down without a fight!

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 03/13/2019 at 15:46

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Stop! Y ou’re just making it angry!

user314 > ranwhenparked 03/13/2019 at 15:57

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user314 > ttyymmnn 03/13/2019 at 16:00

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Wrong tool for the job, he needs insecticide:

pip bip - choose Corrour > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2019 at 05:22

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so it should be too