60,000 Alfas recalled because they won't stop

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/11/2019 at 11:50 • Filed to: None

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Have they checked the floor mats?

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy > Alfalfa
03/11/2019 at 11:55

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CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Alfalfa
03/11/2019 at 11:58

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Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Alfalfa
03/11/2019 at 11:59

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Fake news, this assumes that the owners were able to get them started in the first place. 


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Alfalfa
03/11/2019 at 12:01

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This will be an easy fix for 73% of owners since their cars are already at the dealer.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Alfalfa
03/11/2019 at 12:01

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Stopping is not racecar


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Alfalfa
03/11/2019 at 12:04

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It’s nice that the fix is as easy as a software update, but on the other hand I hate the thought of something like this being so vulnerable to software bugs in the first place.


Kinja'd!!! factoryhack > Alfalfa
03/11/2019 at 12:05

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Cue the media’s  dire warnings of certain fiery death if your cruise control stays on when you tap the brakes.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Alfalfa
03/11/2019 at 12:06

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“We here at Alfa Romeo are committed to your safety and your car’s reliability. We apologize that our vehicles have a problem where they keep driving when they should be leaving you stranded on the side of the road.”


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Ash78, voting early and often
03/11/2019 at 12:09

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The other 27% are already trying to sell them on CL and FB Marketplace.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
03/11/2019 at 12:32

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“RECENTLY SERVICED AT DEALER!”


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Ash78, voting early and often
03/11/2019 at 13:51

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“ONLY SERVICED BY THE DEALER!!”


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Urambo Tauro
03/11/2019 at 13:51

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Boy, you really don’t fucking want to know about all the bugs in there they aren’t forced to publicly disclose.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
03/11/2019 at 14:08

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“NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN HOME FROM DEALER”