hahaha  ha haa...ha

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 03/05/2019 at 15:51 • Filed to: None

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One of my daughters best friends was asked to write down what she would do it she caught a leprechaun. Her mom shared it on instagram. Should I be worried? She’s 6

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 15:54

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Oh my.

CaptDale - is secretly British > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 15:56

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Well goodness

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 15:56

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I’d stay on that kid’s good side

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 15:56

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If I was their parent, I’d renovate her room.  

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 15:57

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*backs away slowly*

still... its probably an improvement over the current prez.... till she kills him and becomes god empress or some shit i guess

vicali > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 15:57

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Bit of a twist at the end there..

Honeybunchesofgoats > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 15:58

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That’s honestly better written and more logical than a lot of college student s’ essays.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/05/2019 at 15:58

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wait... a lifetime gallon?

depending on how long you plan to live thats gonna take some very carefull rationing lady

HammerheadFistpunch > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/05/2019 at 15:59

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right?

Tekamul > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:02

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No loose ends. Gotta respect that.

MrDakka > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:02

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Not sure why she thinks a leprechaun is a genie with the three wishes thing, her last wish is on point.

Killing a leprechaun ensures a lifetime supply of Lucky Charms. That's the real pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:03

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Infinitely magically refillable gallon? 

Sir Halffast > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:03

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I mean, if you aren’t a leprechaun yourself, then you have nothing to fear.

WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:04

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To answer your question, I think we need to know why she would kill him.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:04

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RIP HHFP.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:05

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Oh my... Great handwriting, though. 

HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/05/2019 at 16:06

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I know. not bad a tall.

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:06

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Replace ice cream with Big Macs and you have a deal

Your boy, BJR > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:07

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Honestly the kid sounds like a god damn professional. She got the power and ice cream, what’s she gonna do? Let him free so someone else can wish away her power? Yeah, no. That kid is  going places.

Urambo Tauro > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/05/2019 at 16:07

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That’s like, what, a teaspoon per  month? One week to live?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Urambo Tauro 03/05/2019 at 16:08

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something like that yes

Snowrydr01 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:11

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A s the parent of a 6 year old, WOW that spelling and spacing is GREAT!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:12

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I mean, serial killers usually do...

JOKE!! Just a joke... A bad joke.

But seriously, why does the little green guy have to die? 

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:13

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What is a “lifetime gallon of ice cream” though? Is it a gallon that perpetually is full or does one gallon of ice cream satiate you for the rest of your life?

3point8isgreat > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/05/2019 at 16:15

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Every single letter on there is more legible than anything I’ve ever produced.

deekster_caddy > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:17

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That escalated quickly! Be careful out there!

Thomas Donohue > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/05/2019 at 16:17

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I’m gonna guess she said a lifetime gallon to ensure that there would be plenty of ice cream, at all times, in case the ‘lifetime’ part was a little slow.

Like, if you finish a pint, it might take a day for the magic refill to happen. So lets be safe and go for a gallon.

This is a very smart girl. Takes over the government, ensures there will be plenty of dessert, then gets rid of the evidence.

Future senator/president, whether she catches a small green Irish person or not.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:18

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benn454 > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 03/05/2019 at 16:18

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It IS a leprechaun. Magic ice cream tubs are child’s play.

Got to keep those whippersnappers away from his Lucky Charms.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Thomas Donohue 03/05/2019 at 16:18

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huh.... you may be on to something there

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:21

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Welp, guess one more reason you’re not sleeping during sleep overs.

HammerheadFistpunch > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/05/2019 at 16:21

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so many questions and that’s certainly one of them

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:22

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That handwriting is nice, kerning could use some work tho.

I got a thank you note from a high school kid that shadowed me a couple weeks back that honestly looked like a 2nd grader wrote it.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Snowrydr01 03/05/2019 at 16:24

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its better than mine :S

course... im 6 tooo

6 and thirty

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:34

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That word spacing tho

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/05/2019 at 16:35

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A genie would make it so you die the moment you finish it. A lifetime's supply indeed.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/05/2019 at 16:42

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If the “murdering the fuck out of a leprechaun” didn’t indicate the kid may be growing up to be a serial killer, the carefully spaced words might.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/05/2019 at 16:42

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They have no soul, so does it really even count?

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 03/05/2019 at 16:44

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/05/2019 at 16:50

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I mean... what would you think of a kid that killed frogs for fun?

Chariotoflove > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 16:59

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Any chance she’s I talian?

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/05/2019 at 17:51

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Are they being fried and eaten?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/05/2019 at 17:54

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That would be for enjoyment and sustenance. I have no problem with that. 

My bird IS the word > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 18:51

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A sking a small child what they would do if they caught anything, let alone a mythical creature. Thank god most kids couldn’t catch anything but a cold.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 21:26

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Your daughter's handwriting is more legible than mine. This makes me sad 

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2019 at 21:41

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not mine. mine have doctor's handwriting.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 03/05/2019 at 21:42

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Penmanship and future income are inversely proportional

Tristan > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 03/06/2019 at 12:45

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But the leprechaun got her to the white house and got her a lifetime gallon of ice cream... If THAT doesn’t get her on your good side, we’re all screwed.