Dear Škoda

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4) 03/04/2019 at 17:13 • Filed to: None

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Pls stahp

Thanks

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:19

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I have griped before about the nigh-consuming prevalence of the “six-hole face”. This is definitely not guilty of it... as such.

Future Heap Owner > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:28

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Lt LaForge, is that you?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:32

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It looks just fine. 

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/04/2019 at 17:37

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I value your opinion on vehicle aesthetics about as much as I value the musical contributions of Florida Georgia Line.

Possibly less.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:38

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I think you need to ask VAG to stop

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/04/2019 at 17:39

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The grille/light arrangement actually isn’t bad. But everything around it is terrible.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:40

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Florida Georgia Line has a few decent songs.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/04/2019 at 17:41

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It looks like a wonky X6. But yeah, they need to stop.

Tapas > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:42

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Before you know it, cars will have a light bar stretching across the front, all along the belt line across the back and all the way around.

Just you wait!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:43

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*replaces skoda badge with banana badge*

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/04/2019 at 17:43

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Tapas 03/04/2019 at 17:45

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Honestly that part/concept is fine. It’s the chunky vents and wonky lines of the rest of the body that are trash.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:46

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Moar you say?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:49

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PS9 > Tapas 03/04/2019 at 17:55

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And Trucks will get rid of headlights entirely for a light grill that spans both fenders. Me rcedes is already getting the jump on that one.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/04/2019 at 17:56

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The headlights aren’t the issue. It’s the everything else.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 17:58

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Is it wrong that I like it?

Nibby > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/04/2019 at 17:59

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sexy

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/04/2019 at 18:00

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I suddenly like you less as a person

JeepJeremy > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 18:03

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My bird IS the word > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 18:03

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take that line in the grill, turn it sideways and you have the new bmw m3

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/04/2019 at 18:04

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The Sable, nah, that’s a handsome car. The high riding  a morphous blob of a Škoda looks pretty bad tho.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/04/2019 at 18:19

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I never loved you any ways. 

Tapas > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 18:42

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Oh yeah, looks like a cheap body kit.

Don’t worry, VAG production cars always turn out to be  a faint memory of what their concepts are.

Tapas > PS9 03/04/2019 at 18:45

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Yup. Truck design in the next 5 years will be a fight between giant grills, giant headlights and giant script across the hood.

Svend > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 20:20

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The concepts or as Skoda calls them, ‘Visions’ are always like this.

Take the Skoda Superb Vision C

Concept

Execution

The latest of the Skoda line up is the Kamiq to join the Karoq and the Kodiaq in the SUV segment.

Vision X

Europe, Kamiq

China, Kamiq

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Svend 03/04/2019 at 20:25

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Except those actually look good.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 20:48

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It’s OK... it’s not going to make it to North America anyway. And it’ll sure as heck not look like that when it launches.

M ost of the creases will be smoothed and the light bar cleansed. And then it’ll look just like a CX-5...

Svend > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/04/2019 at 21:48

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Some of the ‘Visions’ are a little too much.

But I can’t deny the execution.

Okay maybe the headlights of the karoq and kodiaq.

It’s the bumper mounted foglights. 

duurtlang > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/05/2019 at 02:07

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No, not a banana badge. Imagine this car with a banana hood ornament! In an upright  ‘excited’ position.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 03/05/2019 at 05:00

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i agree