"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
03/01/2019 at 23:37 • Filed to: None
1
12|
"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
03/01/2019 at 23:37 • Filed to: None | 1
| 12 |
Nothing but dad-clicks, taxes, and home values...This man once owned a Mustang Ghia with cherry bombs and accidentally made it run too rich so it spat fireballs. He rode his kawasaki LTD to work since it saved gas and wasn’t a chevette. He has bricked his 2nd computer of the year. The year 2019.
Oppo, please give me strength.
facw
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/01/2019 at 23:58 |
|
There is no strength, there is only the realization:
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2019 at 00:01 |
|
My father is quite, um, post-young. We usually talk about cars, weather, traffic, pretty much nothing else. It's great!
wafflesnfalafel
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2019 at 00:17 |
|
It will take work, but with your help there is still hope! Folks get set in their ways - need to shake things up every once in a while. What does he drive now?
|
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> wafflesnfalafel
03/02/2019 at 00:52 |
|
2002 che vrolet avalanche - the “Journey cover band” of cars.
|
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> facw
03/02/2019 at 00:54 |
|
I did just buy a fiero...Wait.... WILL THERE EVER BE A DAY WHEN THE FIERO ISNT COOL?!?!?!?!?
No.....No, that can’t happen.
I’ll be cool forever.
|
wafflesnfalafel
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2019 at 01:11 |
|
Manwithsauce Sr. needs a c7 Grand Sport!
ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2019 at 01:25 |
|
I can relate to this... how did you kill another USB mini port on a phone in three months?
|
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
03/02/2019 at 01:45 |
|
“I DIDN’T DO NOTHING I JUST DID IT LIKE YOU SAID AND NOW IT WON’T WORK!!!!”
No dad, my phone and computer are still working fine an-
“WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS WHY I ONLY BUY AMERICAN! I FOUND A SITE THAT BUILD THEIR COMPUTERS IN AMERICA USING AMERICAN LABOR THEYLL MAKE ME A COMPUTER !!!!”
....K, dad. The taiwanese motherboards certainly behave better if you touch them as an American instead of another nationali ty.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2019 at 05:05 |
|
As someone who is clearly old enough to be your father...
...I'm glad that he's not me.
shop-teacher
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2019 at 09:42 |
|
Wait, he's bricking computers at the rate of one per month? How the hell is that even possible?
arl
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2019 at 10:16 |
|
Sometimes I talk “Dad speak” to my son, just to annoy him. Little does he know I’m still cool...on the inside.
Examples:
“Hey there fella’, are you really going out dressed like that?”
“You need a hair cut.”
“That’s not music! Back in my day we listened to (insert some old rock band here)“
“Your first car will be slow and safe. You’re not getting a Mustang.”
Quadradeuce
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2019 at 11:45 |
|
My 72yo dad once stole his grandparents Lincoln Continental convertible and totaled it by T-boning another car while blowing through a stop sign joy riding with his friends in high school. Now he just plays solitaire on his phone and works on his taxes.
Side note, I always wondered why he never gave any of us a hard time about our driving misadventures in high school. Now I know why. My grandparents forgave him for what he did and he grew as a person. I suppose as long as we didn’t do anything worse than he did, we escaped his wrath.