We Ugly AF

"PS9" (PS9) 02/27/2019 at 17:49 • Filed to: Give up

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We edge out the competition... In horrible design. Nobody do it worse than us. Hey, notice that coupe-like profile? Yeah! T hats to remind you of when you traded away your funmobile for this monstrosity when the baby came. We had to make the back all squashed to do that so it's way smaller than it looks inside. Seriously, you can't store shit in here, so don't try. At least the giant front end stores something fun and powerful!... Lolnope, just kidding. It's the same old 4 gerbils you know and hate under there. 

HammerheadFistpunch > PS9 02/27/2019 at 18:02

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“ Crossover tho, right?”

SUCKA! no AWD, ground clearance or utility! 

Spanfeller is a twat > PS9 02/27/2019 at 18:10

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Better looking than the HRV

Honeybunchesofgoats > PS9 02/27/2019 at 18:14

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I don’t know why Toyota would pick a name like that when 1) one of their selling points is that they actually give their cars actual names and 2) it’s close enough to CRV and I think some Chevy I  don’t give a shit about.

gettingoldercarguy > HammerheadFistpunch 02/27/2019 at 18:14

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But crossover!

HammerheadFistpunch > gettingoldercarguy 02/27/2019 at 18:20

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it’ s a crossover between a slow and uninteresting hatch- back and a taller slow uninteresting hatchback.

One of these days I’ m going to do a writeup one what it takes to be able to classify your vehicle as a “light truck”

gettingoldercarguy > HammerheadFistpunch 02/27/2019 at 18:34

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But my hips!

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > HammerheadFistpunch 02/27/2019 at 18:35

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A sawzall?

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > PS9 02/27/2019 at 18:56

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CH-R vs Juke?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Spanfeller is a twat 02/27/2019 at 20:02

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Tristan > PS9 02/27/2019 at 20:20

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My disdain for the RAV4 is well documented on Oppo... This just looks like an even WORSE RAV4. Am I wrong?

LastFirstMI is my name > PS9 02/27/2019 at 21:11

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The Juke is going to be on Maury Povich saying “naw that ain’t my kid”

Nauraushaun > PS9 02/27/2019 at 21:14

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The marketing there is just so garbage.

“First ever” - what does that mean? It’s just a positive spin on the fact that it doesn’t have beloved old nameplate.

“Edge over the competition” - it’s clearly better than competitors because the design is edgy? That doesn’t even make sense.

fintail > Nauraushaun 02/27/2019 at 22:00

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Toyolex loves the “first ever”

fintail > Tristan 02/27/2019 at 22:01

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Uglier, FWD, probably slower, yeah

Tristan > fintail 02/27/2019 at 22:50

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At least it has less cargo space and head room.

fintail > Tristan 02/28/2019 at 00:08

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Cars for people who just really don’t like cars.

Nauraushaun > fintail 02/28/2019 at 01:46

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...Toyolex?

Toyota/Lexus?

fintail > Nauraushaun 02/28/2019 at 09:16

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Yep. As so many of their cars are related, it works .