So. Many. Questions. 

"BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind" (briangriffinsprius) 02/23/2019 at 09:46 • Filed to: None

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This is the oddest  wrong-number text I’ve ever been a part of.

smobgirl > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 02/23/2019 at 10:04

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Is hummus code for pot, or something?

TheRealBicycleBuck > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 02/23/2019 at 10:07

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Who puts hummus in an urn? Aren’t they afraid of accidentally serving up grandpa as a dip?

shop-teacher > smobgirl 02/23/2019 at 10:12

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Good question.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > smobgirl 02/23/2019 at 10:34

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I followed up...apparently one person was running late for a dinner reservation and used the urn in lieu of a refrigerator.  Much less exciting than the story i concocted in my mind.

smobgirl > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 02/23/2019 at 10:45

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Yeah, boooring :)

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 02/23/2019 at 11:07

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My first thought was, GREAT NOW THE VEGANS ARE AFTER THE SQUIRRELS AND BIRDS AND WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE PEANUT BUTTER PINE CONES AS FEEDERS ANYMORE DAMMIT.

And then I thought, wait isn’t peanut butter vegan probably?

Anyways, the point is, when they said hummus in the pine cone, my brain deleted urn, and I saw a peanut butter bird/squirrel feeder in my brain, but with hummus, because militant vegans.