We get it. Bud Light doesn’t have corn syrup.

"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366) 02/03/2019 at 21:25 • Filed to: None

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That won’t make me drink it. *sips local beer*

Chariotoflove > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:32

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I watched that and thought, “oh of course not , they’ve found better ways to make it shitty.”

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:33

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I would be very concerned if you pissed corn syrup.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:33

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That would give it flavor.

superdave847 > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:34

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The funny thing is that AB InBev owns Budweiser, Coors, and Miller globally. That’s why they can name each other in these commercials without fear of defamation suits.

I guess the strategy is to gin up loyalty among fans through tribalism? I think they are losing.

Chariotoflove > superdave847 02/03/2019 at 21:36

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It is funny.  

interstate366, now In The Industry > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/03/2019 at 21:38

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superdave847 > Chariotoflove 02/03/2019 at 21:38

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Monopolies are great. You get beer made with corn syrup or rice syrup. Enjoy choices!

interstate366, now In The Industry > superdave847 02/03/2019 at 21:41

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And often times an independent brewery does well, one of them buys it out. So those of us who pay attention to those types of things move on to another company.

Clown Shoe Pilot > superdave847 02/03/2019 at 21:41

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I’m pretty sure Miller and Coors are not AB  InBev.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:43

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No beer should have corn syrup on the ingredients list. No. The absence of it should not be advertisable.

What the truck is Bud Light anyway?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:43

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Dilly Dilly

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > superdave847 02/03/2019 at 21:45

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InBev doesn’t own Molson Coors

interstate366, now In The Industry > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 02/03/2019 at 21:47

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Something a disturbingly large number of Americans consider beer.

superdave847 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/03/2019 at 21:48

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They do, just not in North America 

superdave847 > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:49

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Which is why AB InBev freaked out about this logo:

https://goo.gl/images/xu8bnv

It will never be on Golden Road, Kona, Goose Island, Wicked Weed, Elysian, Ten Barrel, Shock Top, or Blue Moon.

superdave847 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/03/2019 at 21:50

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/taranurin/2016/10/10/its-final-ab-inbev-closes-on-deal-to-buy-sabmiller/

LongbowMkII > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:52

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I mean, it’ll get you drunk... eventually 

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:52

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Founders Brewing = best brewing.

Their Solid Gold beer is my new go-to in a “whenever” beer. 

superdave847 > Clown Shoe Pilot 02/03/2019 at 21:52

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/taranurin/2016/10/10/its-final-ab-inbev-closes-on-deal-to-buy-sabmiller/

LongbowMkII > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/03/2019 at 21:53

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Roasting grains would too, but that takes time and time is money

SHARPSPEED > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 21:55

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“Now made with actual piss.”

interstate366, now In The Industry > superdave847 02/03/2019 at 21:59

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Or Devil’s Backbone, for a local (to me) example. At least I finally found another Vienna lager.

interstate366, now In The Industry > LongbowMkII 02/03/2019 at 22:01

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interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/03/2019 at 22:01

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The Bud Knight got what he deserved in that GOT ad.

superdave847 > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 22:06

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Man, I can’t keep track. I remember.  That was one of the ones that said they wouldn’t sell out initially.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/03/2019 at 22:06

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Wish it had taken out the Royals in the t ent as well if that means no more bud light ads

interstate366, now In The Industry > superdave847 02/03/2019 at 22:08

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Yeah, it was disappointing.

interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/03/2019 at 22:10

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I did ironically like the ones making fun of craft brews when they’ve been buying up independent brewers left and right over the past few years.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > superdave847 02/03/2019 at 22:25

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No, part of the deal when InBev purchased SAB Miller is that SAB Miller has to divest itself from Miller Coors which was bought by Molson and then became Molson Coors. So in conclusion SAB Miller is not Miller.

superdave847 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/03/2019 at 22:26

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Only in one continent. In the rest of the world they are the same company.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > superdave847 02/03/2019 at 22:42

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This is the only one that counts

superdave847 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/03/2019 at 22:47

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For now. You’re right . But, the merger is because growth of beer sales is   in China and Africa while sales of adjunct lager slip every year here.

DipodomysDeserti > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 02/03/2019 at 22:58

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Only time I ever drink Bud Light is at our local futbol club’s  dollar beer night. It’s still beer. It has alcohol, which is more important than it not having corn syrup.

interstate366, now In The Industry > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/03/2019 at 23:40

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I’ve had one or two of their beers. I don’t see them often here, though to be fair I’ve been mainly drinking local beers in recent months so I haven’t really looked.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > superdave847 02/03/2019 at 23:51

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No they don’t. Miller was sold back. InBev wanted all the sub brands. 

http://www.molsoncoors.com/en/news/molson-coors-completes-acquisition-of-millercoors-and-global-miller-brand-portfolio

“ A s part of the transaction, Molson Coors also gains full ownership of the Miller brand portfolio outside of the U.S. and Puerto Rico,”

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 02/03/2019 at 23:58

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What the truck is Bud Light anyway?

“ cheap.”

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/04/2019 at 00:09

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Buying shitty beer in the US (read, Bud light or equivalent) is pretty near unforgivable these days. There’s great beer, there’s good beer and there’s even decent cheap beer. If you can’t find anything you like better than swill, I don’t think you actually like “beer” or “drinking” for that matter.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 02/04/2019 at 00:14

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So is Oettinger Pils . But it is actually drinkable...and doesn’t contain corn syrup!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 02/04/2019 at 00:25

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but they put a flag on my beer cuz i’m a Merican

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 02/04/2019 at 05:18

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Czech, mate!