"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
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"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
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Thoughts on the commercial, ignoring the title?
They should sell a ton of these. And it’s probably as off-road capable (not very) as 95% of buyers would ever need.
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/28/2019 at 17:42 |
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Yeeeaaaah not a good phrase to ever use in advertising. Like, no, don’t ever do that. You might as well be saying Mazda: Deus Vult!
AestheticsInMotion
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/28/2019 at 17:55 |
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Lol. Someone hasn't taken 4th grade history
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/28/2019 at 18:21 |
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If they sold them in Spain, they’d sell it as The Answer to Your Inquisition ™!
Urambo Tauro
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/28/2019 at 18:28 |
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ignoring the title?
*shrug* I dunno, it’s a fairly run-of-the-mill ad. Nothing really stands out.
Except that title.
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/28/2019 at 18:30 |
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No one expects the Mazda inquisition!
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/28/2019 at 18:34 |
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I’d buy the shit out of this honestly
interstate366, now In The Industry
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/28/2019 at 20:34 |
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The Mazda Anschluss
DipodomysDeserti
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/28/2019 at 20:50 |
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That title was very much done on purpose.
wafflesnfalafel
> DipodomysDeserti
12/28/2019 at 22:22 |
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Mazda must have done some customer research and found out that 98.1 % do not have a favorable opinion of Native Americans.
I hear Mercedes is going to start using the slogan “w ork will set your free” to sell their new x class pickup.
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DipodomysDeserti
> wafflesnfalafel
12/28/2019 at 22:59 |
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The difference being Americans actually won their genocide.
The head of VW did still comfortably dropping Nazi slogans last year.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/business-47566898
arl
> wafflesnfalafel
12/28/2019 at 23:59 |
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Ouch
InFierority Complex
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/29/2019 at 00:35 |
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Seems like a horrible way to run logistics for a restaurant.
fintail
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/29/2019 at 12:39 |
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If this was in Seattle, the “driver” would have hit one of those parking bollards, and the roof-mounted junk carrier would remain on the car 100% of the time, as the real point of one is to show people that you “do things”, or at least like the image of doing things.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/30/2019 at 05:56 |
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meh
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XtremeCookiez
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/30/2019 at 11:32 |
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My favorite part of all of these “crossover” commercials is driving on a gravel road. I’ve daily driven sports cars on gravel roads, am I supposed to believe that I need an additional 6 inches of ground clearance to ever touch gravel ?
I still do n’t see the appeal of this over a Mazda 3 hatch.
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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> XtremeCookiez
12/30/2019 at 14:55 |
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It’s pretty funny, but it must work. They sell a ton of Subarus.
His Stigness
> fintail
12/31/2019 at 00:23 |
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Using it in a commercial just shows you that car can’t hold on the crap you want to have in the car.
Stef Schrader
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/31/2019 at 01:22 |
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The title had me expecting “High Hopes” as background music and thank goodness it wasn’t. H
as everyone forgotten that “m
anifest d
estiny” was really just sneaky code
for
“H
ey, colonizers, go ahead and
steal all that land
from the N
ative Americans
?”
I liked the CX-30—if you have to get a crossover for some reason, that’s the one to get. So, I guess the commercial content is
fine, but just...fine
. Standard car commercial stuff. Nothing really stood out as clever or particularly exciting from the commercial, which is too bad, because they made a good lil’ car.
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Stef Schrader
> fintail
12/31/2019 at 01:25 |
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I knocked the parking “space” bollard over during my first-ever driving test in Renton aaaaaand the state Washington still gave me a driver’s license!
PASSED ON THE FIRST TRY, BABY! WOO!
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Stef Schrader
> XtremeCookiez
12/31/2019 at 01:28 |
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I should’ve bro-parked it on top of a parking curb like a Jeep bro on the test drive, TBH.
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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Stef Schrader
12/31/2019 at 13:21 |
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Hoping they sell a ton.
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fintail
> Stef Schrader
12/31/2019 at 16:16 |
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It’s probably even easier now that testing is privatized - the state now only issues licenses and makes rules, private for-profit firms conduct testing. I am pretty sure, just like with residency, that licenses are for sale now.
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Stef Schrader
> fintail
01/01/2020 at 14:40 |
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Oof.