Salad, AND other people, it's like you don't understand me at all

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
12/20/2019 at 21:41 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (22)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/20/2019 at 21:49

Here’s my Thoughtful Portion: I think I’m gonna eat however much pizza I damn please.

WilliamsSW > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/20/2019 at 21:50

1/ 6 of a pizza is a portion? For what - an appetizer for someone on a starvation diet?

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/20/2019 at 21:53

You know their marketing department has a whiteboard somewhere with the words “Don’t eat a whole pizza by yourself, fatty!” scratched out.

Or “it’s frozen pizza, you’ve made your choice.”

PyramidHat > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/20/2019 at 21:53

Me, on phone: “ I’d like to order a medium pizza”

Some non-me entity in the house : “can you get half [something I don’t want to eat]?”

Me, on phone: “make that one medium and one small”

SiennaMan > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/20/2019 at 21:53

One pizza is about right for me and my son. In a couple years when he hits the teens, we'll need chips/crisps to go with it..

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > WilliamsSW
12/20/2019 at 21:54

When paired with chicken wings, bread sticks, and half a cheesecake.

WilliamsSW > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/20/2019 at 21:56

I think “ fresh green salad” is secret code for “ 5/ 6 of a pizza"

7:07 > WilliamsSW
12/20/2019 at 22:01

This is how it’s done:

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > 7:07
12/20/2019 at 22:03

See, you eat that one piece, and then you have the other small piece for dessert

Chariotoflove > SiennaMan
12/20/2019 at 22:15

That’s pretty optimistic of you.

MM54 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/20/2019 at 22:22

Must be a typo, probably means “one six-slice serving” but they got the slash in the wrong spot (maybe they were going for electrical cable call-out style , 1-6/C)

Svend > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/20/2019 at 22:45

1/6 of a pizza is never a portion.

We sell these chocolate orange profiteroles at work, a box of 16 each 1 1/4" in diameter. The box says, ‘contains 16 portions’. Yeah right 16 profiteroles is not 16 portions, three at best or one Sven portion.

Kinja'd!!!