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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 12/18/2019 at 21:20 • Filed to: None

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Yesterday was enough of a shitshow as is.

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:24

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CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:30

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How dare you reveal my secrets on meatloaf.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:31

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What did I miss?

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:31

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RIP Herman Boone 

bob and john > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:32

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or, wild idea. post it to Cigar lounge...you know, the politics kinja page?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/18/2019 at 21:32

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Trump’s been impeached as of 45mins  ago

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:33

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But I already posted about my balls bleeding

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:34

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Great news

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:35

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Grew up DC/MD, dad worked for federal government. Not saying a word ...

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 21:36

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We ll you should just use a straight razor on those bad  boys.

Aremmes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:37

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DO NOT SAY THE WORD!

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:44

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Ack

Here is a Peugeot

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 12/18/2019 at 21:45

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The secret is to layer some bacon on top before baking

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Aremmes 12/18/2019 at 21:46

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Ni

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 12/18/2019 at 21:48

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Oh are we posting airport codes? ACK RDU BOS CLT

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > WilliamsSW 12/18/2019 at 21:49

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I have some rusty tin snips that work great.

coqui70 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:49

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It has to be said ... all TV Wrestling is fake and rigged. There.

fintail > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:52

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Poor_Sh > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 21:58

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I got home from work, and my cell phone LIT UP with a message and a full volume alarm which scared me since I never have the volume on. Turns out there was a Snow Squall focused on my county and would cause whiteout conditions for 45 minutes. I looked out the window and I’ll be damned, it started snowing furiously then just stopped a little while later. Fun times.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 22:06

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S ome steel wool will fix that right up.

Jayvincent > WilliamsSW 12/18/2019 at 22:10

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propane torch is the only way to be sure you got them all... and they won’t be growing back anytime soon

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 22:13

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I never thought our Prime Minister having a family holiday in Hawaii would be so controversial for you Americans...

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 22:14

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Try a tourniquet...or a docking ring.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 22:29

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 22:35

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Big if true

Grindintosecond > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 22:50

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Forgot the K. So littlerock is KLIT....

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 12/18/2019 at 23:45

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The lights behind the grille are lovely. 

NKato > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 23:56

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Cigar Lounge, boys.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/19/2019 at 01:23

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so what happened yesterday?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/19/2019 at 06:47

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Banhammer was brought down on someone after a political post devolved into childish dickery.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/19/2019 at 06:59

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who got banned?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/19/2019 at 07:27

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Immoral Minority

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/19/2019 at 07:28

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huh?

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/19/2019 at 10:30

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I always miss the cool banhammer stuff :(
On the plus side, I was at a bar when it occurred with a couple of american friends and we were given a shot of Mezcal for free. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/19/2019 at 10:36

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We’ll see. If his impeachment ends up getting him 4 more years... not so great.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/19/2019 at 10:48

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Just temporarily, correct?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/19/2019 at 10:53

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¯\_()_/¯

i86hotdogs > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/19/2019 at 11:48

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What do you mean I can’t talk about my college buddy getting signed to the Cincinnati Bengals roster?!

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Grindintosecond 12/20/2019 at 11:58

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My fave is always Sioux City’s airport code, which also seems redundant.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/20/2019 at 11:58

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Eeeeeeeeee!

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > CB 12/20/2019 at 11:59

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Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad.