"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
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bob and john
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:11 |
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its simultaneously
too
much grill and not enough.
and the lights are WAY too small
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> bob and john
12/11/2019 at 00:15 |
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I dislike it less than the Z71, but yes.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:18 |
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1 squinty boi
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> bob and john
12/11/2019 at 00:18 |
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Also, simultaneously too much and not enough grill sounds about right as GM contradictions go. My sister used to have 4th gen Camaro. I used to marvel at how GM managed to build such a large car that had no room anywhere. I don't know how they did it, but they did.
BahamaTodd
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:20 |
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As with most other unflatttering spy shots, I’ll wait until its out officially.
BahamaTodd
> ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
12/11/2019 at 00:24 |
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Z71 looks much better under different lighting. I’ll reserve judgement until I see it in person.
facw
> bob and john
12/11/2019 at 00:25 |
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LEDs have a llowed us to have smaller headlights, but car manufacturers really haven’t figured out what to do with all that space. Shockingly I think the Cybertruck’s bar of light might actually be a good answer, but I’m not sure how it would work with vehicles with a grill.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:31 |
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The Cylons are coming!!!
Tapas
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:32 |
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The reign of big grills BEGINS!
Tekamul
> bob and john
12/11/2019 at 08:52 |
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It's j ust way too much face. That hood looks like it’s 5 feet off the ground.
Shift24
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 09:09 |
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Yep can confirm that's ugly
Thisismydisplayname
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 10:11 |
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It looks like a “Cars” character with a big bottom lip. And it would be wearing a monocle to top it off.
Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
> bob and john
12/11/2019 at 10:38 |
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You can see the lights? I had to look again because I missed them.
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> facw
12/11/2019 at 14:59 |
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Cybertruck’s bar of light
So Mercury is the answer...
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> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 15:01 |
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I know it’s cool to be ragging about the large grille and tiny headlights... but I’ll reserve judgement when I see the real thing.
Whole thing’s proportion is wrong, it’s tall like a D iscovery.
facw
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12/11/2019 at 18:19 |
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Always