Good Names for White Cars

"Michael Cohen" (hofmeisterkinky) 11/20/2019 at 21:38 • Filed to: None

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To be helpful I have made categories.

Star Wars: Stormtrooper, Wampa

Cartoon: Casper, Olaf

Literary: Moby Dick

Powder: Flour, Sugar, Cocaine

Racist: Whitey, Honky

Semen: Pearl Jam, Spunk, Skeet, Crusty Sock

Don’t make racist names for anybody but the whites.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Michael Cohen 11/20/2019 at 21:54

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Beluga

PowderHound > Michael Cohen 11/20/2019 at 21:58

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Make a honky donk 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Michael Cohen 11/20/2019 at 22:19

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Something that’s white, silent and fast, like a Tesla or a Taycan - Ghost

wafflesnfalafel > Michael Cohen 11/20/2019 at 22:33

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buddy at work calls his 2017 Roush Mustang “white lightning”, but he is rather conservative...

Wacko > Michael Cohen 11/20/2019 at 22:55

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tighty whitey

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > wafflesnfalafel 11/20/2019 at 22:56

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VANILLA THUNDER 

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Michael Cohen 11/20/2019 at 22:56

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VANILLA THUNDER 

Michael Cohen > Wacko 11/20/2019 at 22:58

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I think of Walter White in his undies in the Breaking Bad pilot. 

Michael Cohen > PowderHound 11/20/2019 at 22:59

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I went to Chicago craigslist and it let me down for a white donk. I had my hopes up.  There’s an SUV on 28s though.

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Michael Cohen 11/20/2019 at 23:08

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AC Cowlings

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 11/20/2019 at 23:08

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Ice Ice baby

BaconSandwich is tasty. > PowderHound 11/20/2019 at 23:11

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A wonky donkey, you say?

PowderHound > BaconSandwich is tasty. 11/20/2019 at 23:57

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Well I was going to go to bed but I can’t after watching this

Speed > Michael Cohen 11/21/2019 at 09:31

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I had a ‘95 Mustang GT swap-donor-car-turned-daily-driver-after-wrecking-my-nice-daily-driver I affectionately named “White Trash”.

I called my brothers 06 Silverado 4x4 “Walter White”

My ‘80 Firebird Formula is “Harvey Bird”

My wife’s ‘07 Camry is “White Girl”

I just bought an ‘03 Silverado 4x4 that I’ve been calling “White Lightning”

My mom also had an ‘85 3/4 ton Suburban she named “The Great White Honkey”

I think that covers all the white vehicles in the family.

Michael Cohen > Speed 11/21/2019 at 16:44

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You’re a first ballot inductee in the White Car Name Hall of Fame .

Speed > Michael Cohen 11/21/2019 at 17:22

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#FFFFFF YES!