New office provides TP

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 11/19/2019 at 12:20 • Filed to: Shittingpost

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Sweet

Tekamul > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 12:24

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Be the office dick. Dunk that whole roll right in the toilet, then put it back.

T hey’ll never suspect the new guy.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 12:25

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Uh...did your last office not?

Maxima Speed > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/19/2019 at 12:27

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THIS so much this^^^^

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 12:41

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You know what needs to be done...

benn454 > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 12:42

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 It's a trick. Office TP is the worst TP.

OPPOsaurus WRX > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/19/2019 at 13:08

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the one before that, it was a bring yo ur own TP operation

Textured Soy Protein > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 13:13

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Weird to me that it’s a plain residential style dispenser and not a commercial style TP dispenser that uses those giant commercial rolls, or stores multiple rolls.

Oooh, quilted.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 13:18

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This is news to me that this is even a thing. How much could possibly cost  to supply TP?

RPM esq. > Tekamul 11/19/2019 at 13:32

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Counterpoint: if it’s never happened before, they’ll only suspect the new guy.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 13:35

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shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 13:47

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You have a very low bar for satisfaction. 

BaconSandwich is tasty. > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 14:15

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If management was that cheap, it must have been a crappy place to work.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > benn454 11/19/2019 at 14:17

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If I ever become ruler of the galaxy, I'm going to outlaw one ply toilet paper.

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 14:19

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‘til the Allroad breaks again, then it’ll be back to BYO

ttyymmnn > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 14:41

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Is it nice toilet paper? Better than what you have at home? If so, take some for home use.

benn454 > BaconSandwich is tasty. 11/19/2019 at 15:11

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 I'd vote for you.

KnowsAboutCars > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 15:12

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Seems like a fun office.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 19:41

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I can relate to this. I’ve never had to bring my own TP, but the university library w as a bring-your-own Kleenex operation for last 9 1/2 years.  I took the alternate route by stealing rolls of paper towels from the custodians when needed, but those cheap paper towels did a number on your nose when it was leaky season.  I’m happy to report that my new job at the flood commission has full-size boxes of tissue for the taking in our office supply closet.

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn 11/19/2019 at 21:33

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at the moment it is. my wife accidentally bought 1 ply. at the rate i go through that shit  we’ll be back to normal TP in no time. i havnt worked there long enough to start stealing

ttyymmnn > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/19/2019 at 23:19

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Costco has excellent store brand poo paper. Just sayin. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/20/2019 at 14:31

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Baseboard heater next to the toilet? That’s not gonna smell like piss when it turns on....