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"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
11/03/2019 at 13:45 • Filed to: None

f1 spoilers may turn up here

hey....i wonder if the sound effects guy will be there again

neeeeeoooow!

anyhoo...bottas did good..hope he takes it... ive ordered a tactical nuclear strike on hammy...but you know...cant get the staff these days...lord knows if theyll actually deliver

welp...in any event im expecting albon to outscore max...again... wonder who max will hit today

welp...time to find out

DISCUSSION (74)

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 13:51

First corner , Bottas remains ahead of it all, VET to HAM get murdered and we get first podiums for Albon and one of the Mclarens.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 13:53

are you prepared to be blessed?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 13:55

nope...im in denial of reality

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 13:56

I hate when they try to stylize the national anthem.

Just get someone with a strong voice and have them belt it out normally.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 13:56

thats got my vote :D

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 13:56

I’m drinking at 2PM on a Sunday so it was always going to be a blessed day.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 14:01

my feed didnt show it

and im okay with that

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:07

lol dutch commentary...

TIL the usa is the fourth biggest city on earth

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:13

this chat will be blessed

texas will be blessed

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:15

Ferrari remembered they’re Ferrari and fucked up

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:16

yep...the ferraris do not look good

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:16

That was an unusually clean first corner. HAM with a #blessed first lap.

Norris is racing Vettel, which is nuts! Love seeing that progress after so much pain.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:18

Just when you think they’ve found a new form it all gets pissed away.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:19

#blessed and #StillIRise are treated with derision but each passing weekend, each passing season, seem to tell us that these are very, very real forces (apart from a brief hiatus in Malaysia 2016).

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 14:19

i hope albons car is okay

heres to norris keeping it up

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:21

Yeah that onboard replay looked nasty, quite a jump his car took. Real shame since Max’s car is looking quick around here.

I think it’s right to rule it a racing incident.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 14:22

if anything i think albon was to blame...but yeah big hit

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:26

Also, good to see Danny Ric on form. Looks like he’s more or less matching Norris, hopefully we’ll see a good battle and no mechanical issues for either, for once.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:26

RIP Vettel

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:26

albon had his time deleted....during the race?

i guess the powers that be are bored

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:27

and there goes vettel.....been a long time since ive seen a suspension failure

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:28

Kinja'd!!!

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:28

I heard Brundle say that you get 3 of those, you get a warning, and then after that you get penalized.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:29

lol nice

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:29

Really strange failure... if anything I would’ve expected Albon or Sainz to have that, not Vettel.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 14:30

righto....dutch commentary being useless never mentioned that

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:30

Yes, we need more F1 shitposting!

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:33

I mean, when the USA is the fourth largest city in the world facts probably aren’t all that important

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:34

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Kinja'd!!!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 14:34

wonder if its vettel specific or if ferrari done fucked up somewhere

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 14:35

okay...board radio to leclerc says ferrari done fucked up somewhere

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 14:36

good point

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:37

Yeah the radio to tell him to avoid the kerb... interesting.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 14:38

he should

hulk to ferrari :D

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:38

I love WTF1

Kinja'd!!!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:39

i love the hondas noise in the low revs

dirty dirty dirty....mmmm

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 14:40

facts don’t matter in this country, see the current political climate as proof

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:40

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:41

RIP Albon (?)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:42

lol they didnt waste any time

For Sweden > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:42

Someone tell the Italians that lowriders are a California thing, not a Texas thing

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:44

Hopefully not... that radio message was vague. They said they spotted damage, but didn’t ask him to box or pull over.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:45

i hope not...wait and see i guess

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:48

Ferrari seems to have just thrown in the towel.

7.7 pit stop?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 14:49

It’s always a nice reminder that COTA is a true representation of 90% of American roads...just without pot holes.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:50

shitty pitstops 2 races in a row.....me finks they need to get their shit together

course theyve needed to do that for a few years now

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 14:52

its fun watching them all bounce

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:00

HAM’s pace is fucking dangerous.

It was a 16s gap out of the pit lane (according to the engineer radio) and he’s already closed that by nearly 3 seconds. Holy fuck.

James May > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 15:00

eBay parts

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 15:02

bit of luck hes cooked his tires by the end of the race

that would be a very rare mistake from hammy tho.....he probably knows what hes doing

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/03/2019 at 15:08

looks like the track is actually breaking the cars.....lol... impressive

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:10

He’s made one hell of a recovery so far. I wonder how much longer he can push those mediums. He’s lapping faster than BOT and VER, only a few tenths off HAM.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 15:12

i assume hell need to pit once more

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:13

HAM: these tyres will never make it what did you do bono

BONO: GET IN THERE LEWIS, WORLD CHAMPION

actually it’s been a pretty quiet race in terms of radio.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:13

dutch commentary now singing the a team tune....

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:14

Ham is inevitable

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:14

Yeah from the looks of it I’m thinking a short final stint on softs.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 15:16

hes not whining yet.... so i dont think he’ll win this one

championship looks inevitable tho

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:17

I don’t mind that the track is bumpy - it’s something the drivers and engineers need to deal with, even if it is unusual for F1.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:18

Yeah. Might be able to keep P2 but P3 is pretty much guaranteed.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:20

You know, I suppose BOT and HAM could still end up offing each other, handing the victory to VER and taking the championship battle to Brazil once again.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 15:21

no complaints here i like outside factors affecting the race

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 15:26

it could happen...but again...that would be a rare thing....if bottas gets feisty hammy will probably let him go

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:27

it would be a massive fuckup, Toto would break so many tables

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:29

Albon already P7 after his final stop, looking really nice.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2019 at 15:31

if he could stop putting himself in positions where he needs to overtake the whole field he could podium for sure....

that said it is fun watching him overtake the whole field every race :p

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/03/2019 at 15:33