Chief Aircraft Fart Engineer

"f86sabre" (f86sabre) 01/25/2019 at 19:31 • Filed to: Worklopnik

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Well, I am taking on a new title. Chief Fart Engineer. It really completes the circle.

For Sweden > f86sabre 01/25/2019 at 19:41

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...do people think the airplane doesn’t bring in fresh air?

Are the CO2->O2 scrubbers stored alongside the chemtrail tanks?

Berang > f86sabre 01/25/2019 at 19:54

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If everybody farted at the same time, would it over pressurize the cabin?

user314 > For Sweden 01/25/2019 at 20:02

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What did you think the chemtrails are made of? 

f86sabre > Berang 01/25/2019 at 20:04

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No. There are blow out panels. The volume isn’t that high anyway. 

MrDakka > user314 01/25/2019 at 20:07

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Liquid poop

TheRealBicycleBuck > Berang 01/25/2019 at 20:14

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Basic physics. When the fart is expelled, the pressure inside your body is decreased while the pressure outside your body is increased. Net pressure change in the system is zero.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > f86sabre 01/25/2019 at 20:23

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farts are lighter than air

thats how commercial planes stay up there

and 100 more > f86sabre 01/25/2019 at 20:41

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Damn, this is some good oppo!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > f86sabre 01/25/2019 at 20:45

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Hammerhead Pist Funch

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > f86sabre 01/25/2019 at 20:51

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Fart engineer better than a shart engineer.

ttyymmnn > f86sabre 01/25/2019 at 21:11

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So is *HPF a high-paid engineer? How many years of college to to be qualified to talk about fart filters?

Tristan > user314 01/25/2019 at 21:15

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MIND CONTROL, MAAAANNNN!

stay woke.