Had an Oppo dream last night

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher) 01/13/2019 at 10:12 • Filed to: Dream big

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I dreamt that I traded a car and some cash for a clapped out Miata. I was convinced that I got a good deal. I immediately had to try and flip it for something else, because even in my dreams, I am too fat to drive Miata.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > shop-teacher 01/13/2019 at 10:33

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Sounds like you need a miata

shop-teacher > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/13/2019 at 10:55

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Eh. Nothing against them but I really don’t want one.

Aremmes > shop-teacher 01/13/2019 at 11:33

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Every time I get asked how I can fit in my Miata, I reply “I want to fit, so I fit.” People then look at me like I'm a loony, which isn't too far off the mark.

M.T. Blake > shop-teacher 01/13/2019 at 11:49

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Everyone is too fat to drive a Miata. 

Urambo Tauro > shop-teacher 01/13/2019 at 12:28

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I dreamt last night that I was driving my old squarebody Suburban and the two vehicles (old S10 and a Jeep) in front of me got i nto a low-speed fender bender. A nearby plainclothes cop saw the incident and directed all 3 of us to walk to a nearby parking lot, leaving our vehicles in the road. The young cop was clear ly friends with one of the other drivers, and I began to suspect that he was going to cut him a break and somehow pin the blame on me, even though I wasn’t involved.

Instead, what ended up happening is that the cop let us all off with a warning, distracting us just long enough for the vehicles to disappear.

The driver who knew the prank-happy cop seemed to know where the cars would be, and we ran about a block away to some guy’s house where they we re all hiding in the backyard.

shop-teacher > Aremmes 01/13/2019 at 13:52

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Whatever works for you :)

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro 01/13/2019 at 13:55

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That's a weird one!