Just passed my exam in cheerleading... 

"Svend" (svend) 01/10/2019 at 23:14 • Filed to: None

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I went in and said, ‘GIVE ME AN A!’, and they did. 

Maxima Speed > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:20

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I’m embarrassed to say how long I was confused by this 

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:23

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BOOOOOO!

Svend > Maxima Speed 01/10/2019 at 23:27

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Lol.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while

A tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And you tell me to exercise ?? I don’t think so.

Svend > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/10/2019 at 23:29

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Some days, you’re the top dog; some days you’re the lamp post.

wafflesnfalafel > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:30

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what all does that involve?

(any driving of vehicles at high rates of speed?) :)

Urambo Tauro > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:31

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interstate366, now In The Industry > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:33

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Svend > wafflesnfalafel 01/10/2019 at 23:36

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? 

ttyymmnn > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:39

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Svend > interstate366, now In The Industry 01/10/2019 at 23:40

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Just so everybody is clear...
I’m gonna put my glasses on.

Svend > ttyymmnn 01/10/2019 at 23:40

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If I had a pound for every woman who called me handsome,.. I’d have a pound.

Thanks Grandma.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:43

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Only a pound? That’s not a lot of extra fat at all. 

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:46

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Dad? Is that you?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:50

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Svend > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/10/2019 at 23:53

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Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

Svend > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/10/2019 at 23:54

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Mum? Yes it is! 

TheHondaBro > Svend 01/10/2019 at 23:54

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*logs in*

*sees this gay shit*

*logs off*

Svend > interstate366, now In The Industry 01/10/2019 at 23:55

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Svend > TheHondaBro 01/10/2019 at 23:57

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I took out a loan for an exorcism.

If I miss any payments I may be repossessed

TheHondaBro > Svend 01/11/2019 at 00:03

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Don't make me kick you in the shins 

Svend > TheHondaBro 01/11/2019 at 00:14

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Okay, I’m up for a game. 

Shin-kicking aka purring.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Svend 01/11/2019 at 12:42

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and at the the end they read, “the end”