Alright F1 fans

"smobgirl" (smobgirl) 09/30/2018 at 06:53 • Filed to: None

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Let’s have our chat here.

I programmed the coffee pot last night and stopped by the German bakery yesterday (go Seb!) so I’m ready to go...but holy crap it’s early.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:17

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Dafaq was that in- gear acceleration from hami. Just pulled away from Seb :(

pip bip - choose Corrour > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:18

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my prediction is as follows

1. Ham

2. Bot

3. Rai

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:19

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I’m gonna just UGH FERRARI that one, but yeah... :(

smobgirl > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/30/2018 at 07:20

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My fantasy prediction is HAM BOT VET but I really want a Mercedes engine to blow up.

smobgirl > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:20

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Holy shit Max!

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:21

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It was Bottas drafting hami...

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:23

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Ok ugh Toro Rosso, seriously ??

pip bip - choose Corrour > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:24

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let it be Bottas’ then

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:24

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smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:26

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Lol

smobgirl > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/30/2018 at 07:27

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Ah, fine. Though I’m a bit worried about Max’s after all that pushing.

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:31

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I need to see the start again, had a cat interruption between Vettel wheel to wheel with ham and the Mercedes taking off.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:36

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Hami got a tow and drove off, nothing that interesting tbh

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:38

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GO SEEEEBBBBBB!!!!

smobgirl > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:39

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Come onnnnnnnnnn Vettel

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:40

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:40

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smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:41

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*SIGH*

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:42

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Awwwwww

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:44

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For once Fezza strategists were on point and then hami drives around seb as if he is F1.5 insert dissapointedbutnotsuprised.jpg

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:46

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Yep. At least they both survived it.

Alright Force India, play nice...

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:50

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Need to overtake Mag tho...

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:51

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Looks like its gonna be a procession from now on

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:52

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Yep. Maybe some excitement after Max pits.

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:53

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Buxton reporting simultaneous brake failure. They’re lucky both cars weren’t in the wall.

smobgirl > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:53

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Hahaha Kevin being Kevin.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:54

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Shiiiiiiiiiit

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 07:55

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Gasly saying the same thing, no front brakes

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 07:57

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So meone fucked up.

BeaterGT > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:02

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Leclerc doing amazing things in that Sauber. Wish they would let Bottas get a win. I think that's 3rd or 4th race win taken from him. 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:03

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farscythe is working for toro rosso there, drunk as fuck as usual...

smobgirl > BeaterGT 09/30/2018 at 08:03

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Still waiting for Ham’s tires to go or engine to blow up or something.

xyzabc > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:05

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Everything would be so much  better if they ran V-12's.

McMike > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:07

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If VET wins every race, and HAM finishes P2 in every race, VET will win the championship... by only two points.

VET needs a miracle.

smobgirl > McMike 09/30/2018 at 08:08

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I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES.

Give the man a championship before his strategists give him a heart attack.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:08

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Comeon merc, do the decent thing, breakdown

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > BeaterGT 09/30/2018 at 08:09

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They said a couple of races ago, Bottas is now in the supporting role so no more race wins for him

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 08:10

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I didn’t catch what the oil issues were on the start line, but they gave me hope.

BeaterGT > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:15

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Engine hesitations? Bring them on! 

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:18

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I...i feel bad for Bottas. He deserves the win dammit

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > McMike 09/30/2018 at 08:19

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GG

BeaterGT > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:20

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Will Alonso actually finish a race outside the points? Or will another mysterious DNF happen? 

smobgirl > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/30/2018 at 08:21

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Yep. Won’t happen unless Vettel is out though :(

smobgirl > BeaterGT 09/30/2018 at 08:23

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I predict retirement.

I think he has a “plume of  smoke” button on his steering wheel.

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 08:31

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I picked Kimi for fastest lap so maybe Max will inspire some speed there.

pip bip - choose Corrour > McMike 09/30/2018 at 08:45

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ain’t gonna happen

pip bip - choose Corrour > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:47

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poor Alonso though

smobgirl > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/30/2018 at 08:49

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Poor Alonso. Poor Valtteri. Poor Toro Rosso boys. And poor boring finish...though I think Stoffel might have passed someone for once?

pip bip - choose Corrour > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 08:51

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i have no sympathy for Hartley. he’s a New Zealander.

smobgirl > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/30/2018 at 08:57

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If there’s one thing I’ ve learned from watching F1...

It’s the German National anthem.

BeaterGT > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 09:03

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That was the most awkward podium I have ever seen. 

f86sabre > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 09:59

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I still remember the Italians anthem from the Schumacher Ferrari days.

f86sabre > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 09:59

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I still remember the Italians anthem from the Schumacher Ferrari days.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 10:13

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god... i hate mercedes.... not the drivers... the team (order)

toto got cold feet an sacrificed bottas even tho neither hammy nor vettel were looking likely to pass him

kinda pissed off now

(partially coz max didnt asplode spectactularly and is back to being seen as the second coming of senna over here... gaaaah)

good thing i wasnt here live :p

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/30/2018 at 10:15

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i’ll have you know when im drunk... i usually disconect the brakes completely... they would have failed much more spectactularly if i’d been involved

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/30/2018 at 10:21

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I took a Fantasy risk and picked up both Red Bull drivers, since its +3 for every position they improve. I spent the whole race waiting for their engines to blow.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 10:28

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i was expecting that too.... but after today... i no longer care what red bull does.... ima spend my whole week jinxing mercedes... double crash in q1 next week and toto wolf to be smothered by an angry waifu pillow

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/30/2018 at 10:39

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Sorry I have to brag about this.

McMike > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/30/2018 at 10:39

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I agree. Even if VET has the perfect last five races, it’s out of his hands. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 10:48

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lol nicely done :)

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 10:55

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Lol, good going :D

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/30/2018 at 11:01

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I shouldn't have expected anything less from you :)

scoob > smobgirl 09/30/2018 at 15:49

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Replace Vettel with Alonso 

smobgirl > scoob 09/30/2018 at 15:52

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I t sounds like behind-the-scenes it’s been the same for both there. Doubt Alonso would put up with that at this point!

(Though credit to Ferrari for finally getting Vettel’s pit strategy right today)