![]() 09/23/2018 at 23:22 • Filed to: Travis from Road & Travis | ![]() | ![]() |
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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Today I learned the Road & Track writer room is called “The Microwave”
![]() 09/23/2018 at 23:26 |
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You only need to see a doctor when the microwave yells back.
![]() 09/23/2018 at 23:29 |
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COTD
![]() 09/23/2018 at 23:31 |
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Yep! That's what I did.
![]() 09/23/2018 at 23:36 |
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Was the microwave taking pictures of him?
https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/03/13/kellyanne-conway-microwave-spying/
![]() 09/23/2018 at 23:41 |
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Luckily for me, my microwave always converses with me in reasonable tones and at moderate volumes.
![]() 09/23/2018 at 23:49 |
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but why?
![]() 09/24/2018 at 00:03 |
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nope. next time I go see the doctor, I want it to be so he/she can tell me I have 3 months to live. After which I will saddle up on the bike, find a long stretch of road, get up to 100+ mph and aim at the first rigid obstacle I see. they can take their time sponging me off of it.
![]() 09/24/2018 at 01:20 |
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Yeah my fridge is like that. It's a good fridge.
A mate eventually took the microwave away for his shed because he was tired of my whinging about it. It must like him because it doesn’t talk back at all when he’s around...just gets on and does it’s job. Buggered if I know what I did to upset it.