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“beer” truck
related story - on my way home yesterday traffic was a bit of a mess where the highway goes from 3 to 2 lanes. There was a cop who had pulled over a uhaul van (Chevy cargo van). As I passed i could see the cop had the driver on the side of the road trying to walk a stra ight line. This was not at midnight, it was 5:15PM. A bit early isn’t it? I saw the look on the guys face an d he looke d shitfaced. I’m guessing he didn’ t make it to were he was going to go.
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Probably on its way to put out a fire or something.
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I heard a good alias the other day
“Hint of lime Tostitos in a can”
It’s really a nice compliment
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NH State Police say the busiest time for DUI is 5-6pm. It’s contractors and such working from like 7:00 to 3:00, then pounding 4-6 beers before heading home.
When I go to pick up my kids from school I drive right by the Only Bar In Town, and it’s always the same trucks parked outside at 3:30.
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BEER RUN
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Drinking Bud Light is like having sex on a boat...
It’s fucking close to water
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I had a custo mer yesterday who smelled like a gin distillery . It was 2pm.