"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/19/2018 at 12:23 • Filed to: police blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/19/2018 at 12:23 • Filed to: police blotter | 2
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12:36 a.m. A Kalispell dog attacked a man and his dog.
3:51 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 and declared “I don’t know where I am and I just want to get home!”
8:44 a.m. An inmate at the Flathead County Detention Center accused his girlfriend of stealing his truck and his camper.
9:55 a.m. A golden retriever and an Australian shepherd dog ganged up on another dog. None of the dogs were injured, aside from the third dog’s pride.
11:43 a.m. An alarm went off in Kalispell. A man in a golf cart was responding.
12:14 p.m. A man was breaking into parked cars in Bigfork.
1:08 p.m. A “beat-up” bike was stolen in Kalispell.
2:13 p.m. A suspicious station wagon was spotted in Kalispell.
2:28 p.m. A pocket dial was reported in Kalispell.
4:36 p.m. A Kalispell barkeep discovered some old pill bottles.
4:37 p.m. Someone was doing donuts in the old gravel pit.
4:47 p.m. A man wearing a Green Bay Packers jersey was shooting at paper targets.
5:17 p.m. A Ford F-150 was speeding down the highway.
5:53 p.m. At least eight people were fighting in Columbia Falls.
6:31 p.m. A Coram resident complained about local speeders, especially “Mike and his son.”
7:49 p.m. Some drama arose between a Creston woman, her ex-boyfriend and his new wife.
8:10 p.m. An Evergreen resident was pointing lasers at incoming aircraft.
TheRevanchist
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2018 at 12:31 |
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That damn Mike-and-his-son are at it, again, eh? Someone needs to learn them good about manners.
Matt Nichelson
> TheRevanchist
09/19/2018 at 12:42 |
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At least the golf cart didn't respond to that one.
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Matt Nichelson
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2018 at 12:45 |
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Some say that man never did figure out where he was.
Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2018 at 12:46 |
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9:55 a.m. A golden retriever and an Australian shepherd dog ganged up on another dog. None of the dogs were injured, aside from the third dog’s pride.
Can’t you just hear how the desk sergeant is sick of this shit and just wants his shift to be over?
Also, who reports a pocket dial to the police?
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Chariotoflove
09/19/2018 at 13:34 |
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I think they have to report all 911 calls regardless.
Just Jeepin'
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2018 at 13:54 |
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Have you considered tagging these? Would be interesting to review them over time.
Nom De Plume
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2018 at 13:58 |
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Is there any feasible use for old gravel pits other than doing donuts and making use of their walls as a backstop. This call seems like they are advertising their only form of entertainment more than trying to shut it down
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Nom De Plume
09/19/2018 at 14:50 |
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But Packers Jersey.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Just Jeepin'
09/19/2018 at 14:53 |
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Do a search for police blotter and most of them come up. I’ll tag them too.
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Nom De Plume
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2018 at 15:04 |
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In these sensitive times there was very little I could do with guns and the presence of one of those cheesehead nincompoops. Instead I just left open the assumption this was a distinctly country way of announcing all types are welcome.
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Chariotoflove
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/19/2018 at 16:44 |
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Oh yeah, I just thought the bit about the dog’s pride isn’t something you would be required to put down.
I’m sure the police have to record any 911 call. It didn’t get through to me the pocket dial was a 911. In my mind, someone accidentally pocket dialed someone in their contacts, and then reported that to the police. Maybe not likely, but it was funny in my head.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2018 at 18:13 |
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These blotter episodes are, along with Urambo's JRITS compilation, a highlight of my week.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
09/19/2018 at 19:57 |
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Thank you!
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Nom De Plume
09/19/2018 at 20:45 |
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This is broncos or Seahawks country we don’t have room for any packers fans.