50 internet points 

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 09/18/2018 at 20:56 • Filed to: None

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If you can figure out what I’m designing*

*to t hose in the water industry... Shoo! No entry allowed!

There's a good chance I'll start looking elsewhere for work soon, but this job has been a blast. I certainly haven't mastered any one thing, but I've become proficient at numerous new skills. Hopefully wherever I go to next will offer similar opportunities. 

CB > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 20:59

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Vent... pump... water tank... spray hose...

Is it a mech?

wkiernan > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:01

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I dunno, but whatever it is, it’s upside-down.

Nibby > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:03

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penis pump

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:05

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Car wash something?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:08

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Does having worked on an in-ground sprinkler system count as cheating?

I would guess unless the christmas light thing is a red herring, a decorative/timed water feature such as a sequentially activating sidewalk fountain.

Nom De Plume > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:08

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Customer requested a decorative computer water cooling loop on a grand scale?

CLIPArt tradeshow booth ?

AestheticsInMotion > CB 09/18/2018 at 21:10

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Gundam. 

AestheticsInMotion > Nibby 09/18/2018 at 21:11

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Yep.

But, uh... It's government work. So keep is hush-hush or the consequences will be bigly-huge

CB > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:11

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Nice.

Urambo Tauro > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:14

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Water jet pack.

Nibby > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:20

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ok

GLiddy > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:23

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A laminar flow water light show.

shop-teacher > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:45

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Pressure washing rig.

red014 > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:47

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Snow maker?

and 100 more > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:52

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A machine for svending? 

Tohru > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 21:55

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very elaborate sex toy

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 22:00

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I’m not a professional, so it’s not cheating!!! (If you involved lighting, I’d have to admit to being half-professional. You have installed products I was trained on and had a part in the design and manufacturing of. )

It’s a snow machine.

MrDakka > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 22:07

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I tried enhancing the image, but the chicken scratch you pass off as writing is fooling my text recognition algorithms.

All I can make out is H2O, pump, boxes labeled SH, spray(?) hose, some fractions and what I'm guessing are valves .

Im guessing some sort of water fountain for decontaminating unicorns

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 22:21

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I don’t know what it is but I can tell you it won’t work unless you do this one simple hack.

AestheticsInMotion > CB 09/18/2018 at 23:06

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But don't tell my boss

AestheticsInMotion > MrDakka 09/18/2018 at 23:07

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Haha I had an assistant draw that up, in the hopes that it would help them wrap their head around it.

It could certainly be used for a wide range of decontamination 

AestheticsInMotion > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 09/18/2018 at 23:11

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You had a hand in the design of commercial grade Christmas lighting? I don’t suppose you worked for Minleon? Action lighting? Should I thank you personally for SMD technology??? 

Huh. Now I want to build a snow machine... 

AestheticsInMotion > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/18/2018 at 23:12

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So... That Christmas lighting patch IS a red herring. But... I'm also working on a fountain system at a hotel that will work in conjunction with a lighting package. I'm going to award you 25 internets. 

AestheticsInMotion > wkiernan 09/18/2018 at 23:13

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Oh? 

AestheticsInMotion > Nom De Plume 09/18/2018 at 23:13

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That sounds quite fun. 

AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/18/2018 at 23:14

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I eat, sleep and breath simple hacks. Give it to me. Don't hold back

AestheticsInMotion > GLiddy 09/18/2018 at 23:14

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+ 10 points for rhyming and sentence structure. 

AestheticsInMotion > and 100 more 09/18/2018 at 23:15

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This is not wrong

AestheticsInMotion > Tohru 09/18/2018 at 23:15

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I'm genuinely having a difficult time thinking of a more destructive potential sex toy, and I'm a creative guy

AestheticsInMotion > Urambo Tauro 09/18/2018 at 23:16

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Ohhhhhh.

*puts water jet pack industry on short list for potential jobs*

AestheticsInMotion > shop-teacher 09/18/2018 at 23:17

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That  is close. The system I’m building out is going on a large pressure washing vehicle, but it will be completely separate from the pressure washing circuit

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 23:18

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AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/18/2018 at 23:19

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Okay you win for the night 

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > AestheticsInMotion 09/18/2018 at 23:46

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In order asked:

1. No; commercial and institutional grade outdoor lighting systems, non-seasonal . But you’ve used the products I used to ensure got done and delivered . I can truly guarantee it.
2. One of them was a customer. I can’t say who. NDA. You know how it is.
3. Actually, you kinda could if you like, and it wouldn’t be totally untrue. Not the outdoor stuff necessarily, but, I did in fact provide critical infrastructure to support SMD LED development work and testing.

But if it’s not a snow machine, that may be the worst car wash machine I’ve ever seen. Either that, or the ones I use are way worse than I ever looked at.

Tohru > AestheticsInMotion 09/19/2018 at 00:15

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that’s why you do the designing and i’m the ideas guy.

now we just need the lawyer for after the first person gets waterjetted through the top of their head by this thing

pip bip - choose Corrour > AestheticsInMotion 09/19/2018 at 06:24

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a device to get away with murder?