![]() 09/03/2018 at 09:58 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your cars!
![]() 09/03/2018 at 10:26 |
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I was wondering why the State Department issued a travel warning, suggesting that Americans avoid travel to the Myrtle Beach area due to escalating violence.
![]() 09/03/2018 at 10:40 |
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Watching the video, all these guys seemed to be behaving and I keep thinking “Where’s the asshole? There’s always one asshole” And then I got to the 3:50 mark.
Asshole located. Cuffed & stuffed.
![]() 09/03/2018 at 10:45 |
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“MANDATORY EVACUATION - MYRTLE BEACH, FL AND HIGHWAYS - TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU CAN CARRY, AND JUST GET OUT IMMEDIATELY.”
And here I thought it was something interesting like a hurricane, or a tsunami, or a kaiju. So what will they call this event after the body count and property damage requires them to retire the name?
![]() 09/03/2018 at 10:45 |
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No, that’s just because the Dirty Myrtle is a shithole.
![]() 09/03/2018 at 11:10 |
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“Co me for the Mustang on pedestrian violence, stay for the communicable diseases!"
![]() 09/03/2018 at 11:33 |
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“Or because you got shot.”
![]() 09/03/2018 at 12:25 |
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What a dipshit.
![]() 09/03/2018 at 14:14 |
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An entire week... Of Mustangs? Ehhhh
![]() 09/03/2018 at 17:08 |
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Hi yo kids, hide yo wife, I am going to crash into shit, MUSTANG LYFE!!!