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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 08/30/2018 at 17:10 • Filed to: parentlopnik

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I walked into my bedroom the other day and found my 15-year-old son using my stick deodorant. He said, “I don’t have any.” I said, “Well, you do now.”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 17:16

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Well be happy that he at least wants to use deodorant .

ttyymmnn > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/30/2018 at 17:16

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Yeah, it’s a definitely preferable to his not using any.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 17:26

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Haha - my son’s 11 and I just gave him one of his own to start using.

ttyymmnn > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/30/2018 at 17:28

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My 11 year olds were given  some in their “Worth The Wait” sex ed class. Honestly, though, I’d rather have the sweat smell than the smell of Axe.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 17:28

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lol

lone_liberal > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 17:36

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Eh, when I was a kid we all used one stick, a nd we used that one until you couldn’t possibly scrape anymore out, so it wouldn’t bother me. 

Svend > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 17:36

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Urgh!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 18:06

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Sounds like their sex ed teacher is onto something if they are giving the students Axe to use.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 18:14

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As long as you knock before you go into his bedroom.

or his bathroom.

LOREM IPSUM > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 18:15

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Aerosol is the answer.

ttyymmnn > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/30/2018 at 18:21

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They’re not giving it, just little samples of Old Spice stick. My older buy used Axe for a time, and it was horrible.

aquila121 > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 18:36

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Hang some pine-scented (or maybe new-car-smell) air fresheners  around his neck, and call it a day.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 18:45

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Boys are gross. How di d you not know this by now?

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/30/2018 at 18:49

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I’ve had three of them for almost 12 years now, so yeah, I know. The question now is how long he was using my deodorant without my knowing.

ttyymmnn > aquila121 08/30/2018 at 18:50

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The really nice days are when he gets into the car after three hours of marching band practice in 103-degree heat.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 18:56

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Don’t try to find an answer to t hat. You won’t be happy.

aquila121 > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 19:12

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Two words: roof rack.

I am not a parent. ;)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 19:13

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Make him practice a bit more by marching home.  Tough love man

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/30/2018 at 19:26

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They also act like jackasses in my classroom. I point this out, using choicer words, and the girls are all like, “Yeah,” and the boys just keep on. I tell them, “The bad news is that growing up takes a long time. The good news is that I’m only asking you to grow up a little bit.”

Nom De Plume > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/30/2018 at 19:27

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Boys are gross.  Did you know they wipe sideways?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 08/30/2018 at 19:29

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I never said girls were easier to deal with.

Nom De Plume > ttyymmnn 08/30/2018 at 19:29

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If you truly wanted revenge you would have found the most vegan friendly chemical free natural remedy item someone is trying to pass off as deodorant and strictly enforced his use of it.  

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/30/2018 at 19:33

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No, but they are less prone to act dumb for dumb’s sake.