I’ve been single for about a week.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/26/2018 at 01:26 • Filed to: None

I have four dates in two weeks. And mostly I want to get back together with one of my exes, and I’d put my chances at 50/50. Sometimes being pretty sucks.

DISCUSSION (18)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 01:39

I, t oo , am recently single and I’m coping with it by bottling up and pretending I don’t have emotions. So far it’s working well. So far.

Honeybunchesofgoats > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/26/2018 at 01:47

I’m working through it by dating every part of my personality separately. I got one date talking about Midrash.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 01:48

My last breakup involved flying to Europe to see my girlfriend who had another boyfriend (I didn't know about him before I got there). Shit sucked, I bought a Mustang..

sony1492 > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 01:49

As opposed to being single for a year with zero dates?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/26/2018 at 01:50

I once flew to China to visit an ex who I’m still very good friends with. After two days she remembered that we hate each other and couldn’t be around each other. I flew to Hong Kong and spent two weeks getting drunk. I got picked up by a weird rich Irish woman. It was a good trip.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 01:54

Hong Kong sounds a lot more interesting than Waretown, NJ which is where I chose to drink the misery away and cry in a hot tub. Not pretty but hey, I got a Mustang.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/26/2018 at 02:05

Jesus Christ. I grew up in Watertown. I forgot that place existed.

Honeybunchesofgoats > sony1492
08/26/2018 at 02:06

Wanna be no. 5, sweetie?

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 02:11

It's definitely still a place, haven't been there in about a year but I'm sure as the same as it's been for the past 10 years. Wawa, CVS, and the Skipper's Cove development were a huge part of my childhood.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/26/2018 at 02:24

Basically that and fire sirens that went off daily are what I remember.

Future Heap Owner > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 03:06

Can’t even imagine this. I much prefer taking my time after a breakup. Go back to focusing on myself, my interests, and finding cool potential partners through those.

To be clear, are you the pretty one, or is your ex?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 03:26

I feel your pain except for the ex part, I never go back. It ended for a reason.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 07:11

I did that once, the dating every part of your personality. Results scared me

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/26/2018 at 08:28

Real shit to make you fly all the way over there to find out.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 10:27

Wish I had money to date myself. I have expensive tastes.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 10:49

I fail to see what exactly sucks about the situation you describe. Being pretty means you have more options.

That’s not a bad thing.

That’s good!

However, if you truly believe that being pretty is such a burden, I suggest (If you’re female) you can solve the problem by shaving your head, stop wearing makeup, grow out your body hair and, if your career allows it, make hygiene optional.

And if you’re a guy, I suggest you work on developing a monobrow, wear sandals with socks, work on getting a beer belly and, if your career allows it, make hygiene optional.

Now having said that, I feel it’s important to learn how to be happy even when single. I managed to learn that after my divorce.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/03/2018 at 01:14

Hang in there, pretty.

Wait, you’re talking about yourself, right?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
09/03/2018 at 02:36

Sadly, yes