![]() 08/23/2018 at 17:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I laughed out loud. This is me summed right up.
Boosted Flyin Miata I spotted in the wild yesterday for your time.
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Winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest back in 2005.
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I thought I used too many commas, turns out I can use more.
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Three internet points for the first person to properly
diagram that sentence in full.
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An aveo, though? Their head gaskets tend to be self-destructing before one could even consider power-adders.
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that’s what the couch is for... or go for a drive to let her cool off..
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I haven’t diagramed a sentence in 40 years. They don’t even teach it any more.
![]() 08/24/2018 at 00:39 |
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Haha right right. Was a meme I saw and thought it was hilarious.
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Ooooor sit there and wonder how much abuse her motor can take haha
![]() 09/10/2018 at 00:18 |
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Where do you get this stuff? Clearly, you need more Internet.
Except your link is 404...
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The Bullwer-Lytton is a famous contest. It’s named in honor of Edward Bullwer-Lytton who wrote the famous opening line, “It was a dark and stormy night...” The contest has entrants try to write a worse opening line to a novel.
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That's a line I never would have made a fuss about, but I am familiar with this.