Having a crisis

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 08/22/2018 at 09:22 • Filed to: None

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So I walked into my office/warehouse as normal, open thhe garage door, check to make sure nothing funny has happened, and go to my laptop. Just the normal stuff...anyway I went to the bathroom, didn’t notice a thing then on the way out I see a few spiders the size of quarters at my feet.

Guys there are spiders in my jobs bathroom...help. Pls help

LOREM IPSUM > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 09:26

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Mice eat spiders. So, go get a bunch of mice and release them.

Problem solved.

Ash78, voting early and often > LOREM IPSUM 08/22/2018 at 09:29

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Then some snakes to handle the mice. Problem solved, redux.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 09:30

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Sorry, I was going to say Flame Thrower but you gotta nuke it from orbit just to b e sure.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Ash78, voting early and often 08/22/2018 at 09:32

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later...

pip bip - choose Corrour > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 09:32

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could be worse

https://pickle.nine.com.au/2018/08/22/09/45/snake-australia-carpet-python-american-tourists

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/22/2018 at 09:35

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Fuck that

functionoverfashion > Ash78, voting early and often 08/22/2018 at 09:43

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Then m ongoose (mon... geese? Mongooses?)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > functionoverfashion 08/22/2018 at 09:50

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These?

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 09:53

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functionoverfashion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/22/2018 at 10:00

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?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > functionoverfashion 08/22/2018 at 10:03

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http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/M274_Ultra-Light_All-Terrain_Vehicle

Ash78, voting early and often > functionoverfashion 08/22/2018 at 10:06

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Redtail Hawk FTW. As long as it doesn’t develop a taste for human flesh.

ttyymmnn > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 10:10

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It could be worse .

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 10:44

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With the addition of some smoking hot peanut oil, you’d have some fairly nutritious snacks there that’d get you through the rest of the day.

Svend > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 11:10

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It bugs me when people say, ‘you shouldn’t kill spiders, they do good by killing the flys, etc...’.

Ye’, well they do that by using spider webs, but you get rid of those webs every time you clean the house. So now you’ve a clean house with spiders and flys. Well done. Doh.

functionoverfashion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/22/2018 at 11:45

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I’ve never played Halo, but that explains the outfit on the rider up there hahaha

Captain of the Enterprise > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 11:46

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Body as big as quarters or are we including legs?

I’ve woken up with wolf spiders on  the wall in my bedroom before. Had to catch them because they were big enough I was worried about the amount of splatter if I were to crush them. There were also mice in that bedroom occasionally. Got to love basement living. 

Sam > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 12:02

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Spiderbros are just there to protect you from the really scary stuff.

Die-Trying > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 16:51

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they will get bigger, but you are all right for now, so long as you keep your shoes on...... try tucking your pants into your socks for good measure........

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Captain of the Enterprise 08/22/2018 at 18:59

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Body the size of a quarter

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Die-Trying 08/22/2018 at 18:59

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WTF

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Tripper 08/22/2018 at 19:00

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I love this video

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > ttyymmnn 08/22/2018 at 19:00

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So not clicking that

ttyymmnn > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 19:06

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It’s just snakes and sewer rats in people’s toilets. You know, the usual. 

Die-Trying > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 20:14

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it is a New Jersey  bird spider.......

Captain of the Enterprise > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/22/2018 at 21:46

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That’s pretty big