"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 08/17/2018 at 09:29 • Filed to: The Onion, shitpost, shitposting, satire

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LOREM IPSUM > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/17/2018 at 10:05

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We ordered Domino’s the other night. Pepperoni, Sausage, Roasted Red Peppers, and coincidentally, The Onion.

Still hasn't hit the final tracker stage, but working on the second pot of coffee already, so any time now.

OPPOsaurus WRX > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/17/2018 at 10:10

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digested at 12:37 and re deli vered at 12 :38

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/17/2018 at 11:03

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I just want The Onion to have a comments section.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

Tripper > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/17/2018 at 11:32

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Things that make me feel like garbage now that I’m in my 30's.

Artificial sweeteners

Domino’s/fast food of any kind.