Uh, hello? Mr Doug, aren't we forgetting the wagons here?

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 08/16/2018 at 13:12 • Filed to: volvo, Doug DeMuro, daddy doug

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SO WRONG

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - “The 2019 XC40 is the Coolest Volvo in Decades”

How is this not cooler?

Or even the older V60 Polestar?

What b ullshit dude, seriously?

E90M3 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:13

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Uh, hello? Mr Doug, Are we forgetting the wagons here?

No, we’re pandering for more views.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:14

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Problem with old Dougie is that some of his reviews... SOME... have me thinking that certain dealers or even manufacturers are approaching him with, “Hey, we’ll provide this car for you for your C O N T E N T, and in exchange, you’ll say things you don’t believe to promote the product.”

boredalways > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:17

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You’re being kind

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/rant-doug-demuro-1828391853

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:27

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When you remember that Doug is a Land Rover fan, it’s believable that he really thinks a Volvo SUV is cooler than the wagons.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > boredalways 08/16/2018 at 13:31

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Yeah seened and commented 

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:32

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I am not allowed to say mean things about sir Douglas, for it may have bad consequences for my future.  

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 08/16/2018 at 13:33

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Don’t tell me! A re you going to be writing for Autotrader slash Oversteer?

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:38

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I’m not allowed to say anything.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 08/16/2018 at 13:45

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LOREM IPSUM > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:46

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Like Nancy Reagan always said: Just say no to Dougs.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > LOREM IPSUM 08/16/2018 at 13:47

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Well she was the coolest First Lady in decades!

LOREM IPSUM > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:48

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Employee linguistic caution

random001 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:49

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Swedish Racing Green!

LOREM IPSUM > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 13:56

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She got m ore views than DeMuro too!

Gerry197 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 14:08

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Because hardly anyone buys a wagon in the US, realizes more people will watch his video if its about another crossover.

Demuro knows wagons, he owned a couple of really nice high-performance ones.  

His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/16/2018 at 14:15

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NO!

That would NEVER happen. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > His Stigness 08/16/2018 at 14:24

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I'm sorry, that was too far. Far too bigly far.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 14:29

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OR THE C30 POLESTAR!

(Not that I'm biased)

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 16:14

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Also V70R and 850R. Real wagons are always cooler than crossovers with blind spots bigger than those on a camer o.

wafflesnfalafel > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/16/2018 at 21:30

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A lady at work just got one of those in the monochrome slate grey and it is really cool - but not Polestar cool...   Doug gets one demerit.  

boxrocket > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 08/19/2018 at 17:15

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Let’s not go too far here. Visibility actually isn’t bad, just the over-the-shoulder stuff that the mirrors mostly compensate for. A camaro has about as much outwards visibility as one of those business-class envelopes with the clear panel for the address on the inside, relative to the size if the envelope. Ugh.

TheYearIs1990 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/20/2018 at 21:53

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This cool Volvo wants a word with you, Doug.