I have determined the proper pronunciation of Toyota C-HR

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 08/14/2018 at 16:18 • Filed to: None

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On my morning commute today, a guy in a Toyota C-HR mean mugged me before accelerating to about 15 or so mph above the 40 mph limit on that particular road. People can certainly drive any and all types of cars aggressively, but I couldn’t help but laugh at this guy and his C-HR.

As I was joking to myself about the C-HR, I decided that pronouncing “cee aych arr” was a little too chewy to spell out and instead I said, “go right ahead there in your Toyota Churr.”

The word “churr” doesn’t actually occur in the song Right Thurr by Chingy, only the words “thurr” and “hurr,” but I’d like to think if you tried to say “right hurr,” you could instead end up saying “churr,” just like how I’m sure Toyota wanted us to say the name C-HR.

Go ahead, now when you see a C-HR in traffic, whether the driver mean mugs you and speeds off or not, call it a Toyota Churr. You will enjoy yourself immensely, and you can thank Chingy for the privilege. 

His Stigness > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 16:20

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I think referring to it as the Toyota:

Is better.

Textured Soy Protein > His Stigness 08/14/2018 at 16:22

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Lucy is obviously saying “churr” in this gif. 

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 16:23

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Commercials pronounce it “See? Aych Arrr”.

It’s like around here where people are like, “SEE?!”, then people respond, “HOCKS!”.

Textured Soy Protein > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/14/2018 at 16:26

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Those commercials are just Toyota trying to throw you off the one true pronunciation of C-HR. Only the most discerning car snobs  know of the mythical Churr. You’re in the club now!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 16:30

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I thank you for your enlightenment.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 16:34

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Doesn’t “C-HR” stand for “Compact, Hater Ride”? It might explain the mean mugging.

His Stigness > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 16:35

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Tekamul > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 16:37

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I’m going to stick with my current choice of ‘turr-ash’

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/14/2018 at 17:01

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I wanna bury my head  in the sand everytime someone busts out this cheer at a bar... in March.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 17:37

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They should make a WRX stomping AllTrack Churr. I wouldn’t buy it but it would at least make the car live up to its looks 

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 23:28

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Are you Churr about that??

Wacko > Textured Soy Protein 08/15/2018 at 11:52

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I call it the ugly Juke

Textured Soy Protein > Wacko 08/15/2018 at 11:55

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You mean the slightly-less-ugly Juke with a usable back seat.