I hurted myself

Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
08/14/2018 at 10:32 • Filed to: None

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The worst part, is I don’t know how I did it. I felt good but tired after cardiac rehab yesterday, but I did feel a little stiffness in my ankle. Came home, went for a swim, hung out with family and dogs until dinner, then went out for ice cream.

By bedtime, my ankle was swollen and painful and I could barely walk. I iced and elevated, and this morning it is better, but still tender. I think I had a minor injury that I aggravated trying to work out the stiffness.

Anyway. I got an amazing new case. 14 year employee embezzles $500k, and her multiple felon husband takes the fall, claiming he hacked her computer. My client (company owner) says “This dumbass couldn’t hack his way out of a cardboard box.” The husband is in jail awaiting trial. Police investigation of the wife continues.

Suddenly, she has an attorney who is claiming a range of wage and hour violations (meal periods, o/t, etc.). Oh yeah, and she says a manager raped her in the office. My job is so fun sometimes.

I told the client, “Don’t worry, you came to the right place. I have seen this before.”

And I have! So many plans....


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > ImmoralMinority
08/14/2018 at 10:51

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Filed to: things I’m not envious of. 


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > ImmoralMinority
08/14/2018 at 11:00

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I read that a “14-yr-old employee embezzles $500k” and did a double-take.


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ImmoralMinority
08/14/2018 at 11:13

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Sounds like you need a goo laugh.

May I suggest watching, From The Hip , perhaps?

Bad Words is also darkly funny.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > ImmoralMinority
08/14/2018 at 11:28

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We have an ex employee suing us because she got fired..... So wage BS etc... ugh


Kinja'd!!! Zaxbys > TheRealBicycleBuck
08/14/2018 at 12:36

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Until your comment I was thinking “Impressive for a teenager”

#notabrilliantman


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ImmoralMinority
08/14/2018 at 14:11

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I hope your ankle is right as rain soon.

That case and the fact you’ve seen similar before is awful.

I hope she does some hard time for it. 


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > ImmoralMinority
08/14/2018 at 16:21

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Always great when you can fuck over a thief. Let em have it 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > ImmoralMinority
08/15/2018 at 08:46

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strap your ankle with ice