![]() 08/14/2018 at 10:32 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The worst part, is I don’t know how I did it. I felt good but tired after cardiac rehab yesterday, but I did feel a little stiffness in my ankle. Came home, went for a swim, hung out with family and dogs until dinner, then went out for ice cream.
By bedtime, my ankle was swollen and painful and I could barely walk. I iced and elevated, and this morning it is better, but still tender. I think I had a minor injury that I aggravated trying to work out the stiffness.
Anyway. I got an amazing new case. 14 year employee embezzles $500k, and her multiple felon husband takes the fall, claiming he hacked her computer. My client (company owner) says “This dumbass couldn’t hack his way out of a cardboard box.” The husband is in jail awaiting trial. Police investigation of the wife continues.
Suddenly, she has an attorney who is claiming a range of wage and hour violations (meal periods, o/t, etc.). Oh yeah, and she says a manager raped her in the office. My job is so fun sometimes.
I told the client, “Don’t worry, you came to the right place. I have seen this before.”
And I have! So many plans....
![]() 08/14/2018 at 10:51 |
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Filed to: things I’m not envious of.
![]() 08/14/2018 at 11:00 |
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I read that a “14-yr-old employee embezzles $500k” and did a double-take.
![]() 08/14/2018 at 11:13 |
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Sounds like you need a goo laugh.
May I suggest watching, From The Hip , perhaps?
Bad Words
is also darkly funny.
![]() 08/14/2018 at 11:28 |
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We have an ex employee suing us because she got fired..... So wage BS etc... ugh
![]() 08/14/2018 at 12:36 |
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Until your comment I was thinking “Impressive for a teenager”
#notabrilliantman
![]() 08/14/2018 at 14:11 |
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I hope your ankle is right as rain soon.
That case and the fact you’ve seen similar before is awful.
I hope she does some hard time for it.
![]() 08/14/2018 at 16:21 |
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Always great when you can fuck over a thief. Let em have it
![]() 08/15/2018 at 08:46 |
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strap your ankle with ice