Look at these two morons

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
08/10/2018 at 09:52 • Filed to: Road Rage, caught on dashcam, Dashcam, Idiots are EVERYWHERE

I mean, what was even the point?

DISCUSSION (21)

CalzoneGolem > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:00

Because Fuck You GREG!

Stapleface > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:01

Yeah, it’s dangerous, but I completely get why the Caravan did what it did. The Equinox driver wasn’t paying attention at all and has decided that he can dictate what happens on the road. If I had a POS that I didn’t care about, I’d have considered acting like the Caravan driver too. Not that it makes it right, but I get it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:02

White van also not covering self in glory.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:05

Rubbin’s racing

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/10/2018 at 10:06

White Van is what White Van does.

jimz > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:06

Dave Barry might be before your time

MIAMI — Our topic today is: Why Guys Act Macho. One morning, I was driving in Miami on Interstate 95, which should have a sign that says:

WARNING! HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVELS NEXT 15 MILES

In the left lane, one behind the other, were two well-dressed middle-aged men, both driving luxury telephone-equipped German automobiles. They looked like responsible business executives, probably named Roger, with good jobs and nice families and male pattern baldness, the kind of guys whose most violent physical activity, on an average day, is stapling. They were driving normally, except that the guy in front, Roger One, was thoughtlessly going only about 65 miles an hour, which in Miami is the speed limit normally observed inside car washes. So Roger Two pulled up behind until the two cars were approximately one electron apart, and honked his horn.

Of course, Roger One was not about to stand for that. You let a guy honk at you, and you are basically admitting that he has a bigger stapler. So Roger One stomped on his brakes, forcing Roger Two to swerve onto the shoulder, where, showing amazing presence of mind in an emergency, he was able to make obscene gestures with both hands.

Then both Rogers accelerated to approximately 147 mph and began weaving violently from lane to lane through dense rush-hour traffic, each risking numerous lives in an effort to get in front of the other, screaming and getting spit all over their walnut dashboards. I quickly lost sight of them, but I bet neither one backed down. Their co-workers probably wondered what happened to them. “Where the heck is Roger?” they probably said later that morning, unaware that, even as they spoke, the dueling Rogers, still only inches apart, were approaching the Canadian border.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/10/2018 at 10:07

But they’re turning Right, not left !

PartyPooper2012 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:07

HAHAHA end of video... SWAT van was in front of them. They must have been navy seals or something.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:09

maybe this is Australia?

Milky > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:11

Fuck that equinox, even went around the van trying to exit the highway too.

I would have let him get in front but laid on the horn the whole time.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/10/2018 at 10:12

Nah, This kind of stupidity is an American Tradition

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:24

Oh hey I know that interchange. People going in the other direction like to make last-second lane changes , too.

Takuro Spirit > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:24

I see putting a Ford emblem on a Chrysler product wasn’t his first brave decision in life.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:27

Michigan drivers in Michigan, so the minivan being craptastic, that driver doesn’t give a shit of his van gets another dent, so he says f-it and tries to stick it to the suv. No fault state and all, so incentive to drive a shitbox and not care. What a douche in the suv though. Impressive no one ended up off the road there. And people are always impressed by NASCAR racing and how they go so fast while so close.... but look, anyone can do it.

Urambo Tauro > Stapleface
08/10/2018 at 10:27

Caravan

Not just any Caravan, a Ford Caravan!

Kinja'd!!!

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 10:54

As much as I want to be the righteous one and put the offender in his/her place... just let the morons/assholes/clueless go ahead. Let someone else get in a wreck with them because they’re “right”.

His Stigness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 11:22

I’ve done something similar as the van, but I always back off if there’s going to be contact. Shit like that usually happens at freeway on ramps, during commute times, so people KNOW where they need to be, they just want to cut the line. I will hold that shit until the last second.

interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 11:32

A race to see who could speak to the manager first?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > interstate366, now In The Industry
08/10/2018 at 11:34

There must be a Target Walmart near by

bubblestheturtle > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/10/2018 at 18:49

It’s like a Chevy Spark racing a Geo Metro. Neither of them wins.

George Hilman > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/13/2018 at 00:42

“I mean, what was even the point?”

Is that the r ight question? How about who was at fault? “ The law” is going more and more towards the red car for not yielding, while the silver car goes off not having been dealt with in the least .