Time for a laugh. 

"Svend" (svend) 08/08/2018 at 12:09 • Filed to: None

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“Mom, how come I still didn’t get my period? I mean I’m already 19 and Janet got hers when she was just 13!”
“Listen to me, Brian, you’re NOT getting a period ever!”

A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”

Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Svend 08/08/2018 at 12:37

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Mum.

ttyymmnn > Svend 08/08/2018 at 13:05

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Dat last one doe. As a parent of three adolescent boys, I approve.

Ash78, voting early and often > Svend 08/08/2018 at 15:14

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For my 20th anniversary, I’m taking my wife to Alaska!

Wow, Jim, that’s pretty hard to top. What are you going to do for your 25th?

I’m gonna go back and pick her up.

One more related one , just for Svend. This is apparently a version of a British classic and doesn’t work as well with American accents:

I heard you took your wife to the Caribbean on holiday this year. Jamaica?

No, it was her idea.

Svend > Ash78, voting early and often 08/08/2018 at 18:17

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What do you call a Jamaican with two spliffs?

Double jointed.

I used to have a printer that was possessed by Bob Marley;

It wouldn ’t stop jammin....